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I have one of those robot vacuums but there's a mirror in the house low enough to the ground that the lidar scanner can see a nonexistent room in the reflection so on the navigation map it's generated I have a room that doesn't exist that I have to forbid the vacuum from entering.
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red deck flush build + ancient joker + blueprint goes crazy
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When Megan Thee Stallion said "Pussy like a wild fox looking for a Sasuke" 10 angels got their wings
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Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years
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Theres a common argument that goes like "how can you say the threat I fear isn't real, look at all the things I do to protect myself from it!" And it's not clear how you even counter it. Except just saying "I think you are bad at assessing risk"
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Nice consequences, did your actions pick them out for you ?
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My #1 recurring thing as an editor is to guide people away from writing shyly and defensively. If you preempt aggression and try defuse it in your writing itself, you are showing your belly. The audience wants blood.
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step 1: read comics step 2: develop opinions that make you generally incomprehensible to everyone else
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being a funnyman is so hard. every day. every day beautiful men come to my house and beg me to fuck them  because im a funnyman. “please, clown, fuck us” they say. and i have to say no. because i hate gay people
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they call me the boy kisser on account of i am boykissing girls
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