.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

girl are you sure???????????????

i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

in light of police across the country cracking down on pro palestine protests with brutal force, it feels like a great time to remind everyone to shut the fuck up around cops. don't make small talk, dont act friendly, don't fucking engage with them!! if you are arrested DO NOT speak without a lawyer present. protest organizers, get into contact with local pro bono lawyers who can be there for your arrested comrades. no matter what, if cops are there, shut the fuck up unless you are actively doing a protest chant. dont tell cops why you were there, dont tell them if you're affiliated with the school you may be protesting at, dont tell them if you came there with anyone, dont tell them anything!!!

first time I ever went to the animal shelter and picked out my own animal was surreal. we had so many animals growing up but we never picked out any of them. and sure that’s normal for cats. they just showed up and we adopted them. but it didn’t end there.

we had a ball python because my mom was on a walk with her friends, saw it on the ground (this was Ohio) said “woah! that’s not native!” and put it in her purse. we advertised but never found the owner so we kept the purse python.

we ended up with a corn snake during a hurricane because my mom went out to get one of the cats and the corn snake was so little it came blowing through the air like a branch and my mom reached out and grabbed it out of the air to save it.

actually the point of this post is lost because I typed this far and realized the universe was maybe just sending my mom snakes specifically.

I hate feeling sick I hate the flu I hate being out of breath and needing to take a break after TALKING gah

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

Tonight -- The Beginning of the End

The final week of the month is upon us, and thus the end of the monthlong crusade on a public Rust server begins. Join me, viewers, and the rustpuppies of gloop centralized (my stream server) as we utilize the blueprints learned over four weeks of grinding to take control of a weekly-wipe public server!

Live at 6 pm EST with Rust, tonight, Friday, April 26th. !server will get you the specific server we're using, and !discord will get you to the rustpuppy call! The server and the stream are both 18+.

Saw this on twitter honestly loosing my mind over it.

https://x.com/mekklord/status/1778678608543752285

overstimulated and anxious at the zoo until I looked up and saw an angel dancing in a beam of light

mutual aid request

i don't think i'm going to make rent for may, so instead of pushing it to the last minute i'll just ask now. give me a hand if you can, please. i've been out of a job for nearly three months and nothing has been working out. i also have commissions open- details are available at my kofi but if you need more info my dms are open.