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sotterramii · 9 days
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characters in dead boy detectives really see Edwin and go "is anyone gonna fuck this little boy with a bowtie" and not wait for an answer
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sotterramii · 9 days
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the way I actually ship them more than the platonic (so far) soulmates over there. Like I just think they should fuck, you know? Like once. As a treat.
Listen I get the Charles/Edwin of it all but imagine a world where Edwin stays with the Cat King and people roll up looking for the Cat King and find a posh British teenager sitting on that chair calmly stroking a cat in his lap and it's like, okay. Sure. They can buy the Cat King being British. Kinda weird he's being British in a small town in the United States, but like, whatever, weirder things have happened. And so they start their negotiations or whatever they're there for and they're fully addressing Edwin who has a smug little smirk the whole time until he interrupts them to say, actually, he's not the Cat King. And then the previously ignored cat leaps off his lap and transforms right in front of them into the real Cat King.
Are you seeing the vision? Are you seeing it?
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sotterramii · 11 days
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boh devo rivedere in film in ov perché io ste battute non me le ricordo
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they’ve been smashing glass over my head for DAYS….
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sotterramii · 11 days
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THEY SHOULD HAVE KEPT THIS INNNNNN
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sotterramii · 11 days
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quando dico le persone amano questo film perché sono cadute per il suo potenziale questo è il potenziale di cui sto parlando
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CHALLENGERS (2024) Dir. Luca Guadagnino
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sotterramii · 21 days
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Hyunwoo, who has been in crisis mode for 4 months straight crying extensively throughout it all, as a last minute resort: My exposed forearm muscles will save my wife
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sotterramii · 22 days
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Dating:
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sotterramii · 23 days
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sotterramii · 1 month
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me watching Dev Patel use his teeth to drive a knife into a man's throat in Monkey Man
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sotterramii · 1 month
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Please please please go see Monkey Man! It’s a fun, passionate and brutal film obviously made with a ton of love.
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sotterramii · 2 months
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sotterramii · 2 months
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It felt real at the time. That's the disease. SHAMELESS 5.09 ― "Carl's First Sentencing"
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sotterramii · 3 months
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Han Juwon’s Guide to Joining a Small Town Community (Beyond Evil)
1.) Make an impression on your first day! Alienate everyone in creative ways so they’ll remember you better!
2.) Flirtation with the local DILF doesn’t always have to involve physical affection or cutesy gifts. Sometimes the clearest signal to send is breaking into that special guy’s basement. Sometimes is roughly nine times a week.
3.) Packing for your move: wet wipes, hand sanitizer, map of reed field, unopened copy of How To Win Friends and Influence People (Kwon Hyuk’s birthday gift for six years running), cork board with red string, earplugs, etc
4.) Be really subtle about your daddy issues as you stalk the aforementioned local DILF.
5.) Avoid butchers bearing eggs.
6.) Keep your fancy Seoul apartment to maintain the self-delusion that you’re ever leaving the countryside again. Lie to yourself and your father about moving back to Seoul.
7.) NO. TOUCHIE. *Terms and conditions apply (see: going to hell for someone)*
8.) Keep your therapist sibling wine-aunt lawyer Kwon Hyuk on speed dial.
9.) Full, thoughtful rotation of hot girl summer/angst emo fall/wet cat winter/ready-for-that-ring spring wardrobe, particularly jackets and suits
10.) When in doubt, murder accusations.
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sotterramii · 3 months
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I'm rewatching go ahead and I would legit k1ll for little jianjian. that actress just has the cutest face she's adorable I want to protect her so much how can you ever be mean to her Chen Ting I'll bite you?? fight me????
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sotterramii · 3 months
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So I'm watching Strangers from Hell
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