💗28•She/Her•Taurus•Queer AF•Wisconsin💗
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Homophobes, transphobes, racists, and other assholes will be blocked on sight
"I reported her because she was posting NSFW without mature labels which is against TOS!!!" you'd narc on someone for having their tits out at a gay bar because it's illegal you simply are not trustworthy
absolutely adore silly dorky femmes like. getting flustered and giggly over their butch? can’t be smooth at all? completely clueless when they’re being flirted with? coming out with absolutely nonsense jokes? wearing silly colourful clashing outfits? clumsy? laughing so loud they snort? heart eyes. forever own my heart as a dorky silly butch
fascinated by how "dislocate" seems to be a word used almost exclusively to refer to the misalignment of bodies, or parts of the body, from their proper place. it's distinctly anatomical. you don't say "i dislocated my keys" for instance, even though that's technically a correct and coherent sentence.
Dog shows: Hold still. No, more still. Now move your leg. No not like that. Yes the stranger is touching you ignore it. Hold still. Hold STILL ok now walk.
Cat shows: Ooooh baby cute little fuzzy baby baby look at the nice feather toy! Get it! you are such a beautiful kitty can the nice judgy give you a kissy on your widdo head?