sophiamoment
A dumbass
I am 1500 ferrets in a trench coat I came here to find decent human beings and shit post. https://en.pronouns.page/u/sophiamoment_
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misc band/music pt. 2 blinkies but it's mainly lemon demon LOL
#<- prev#oh my god#I won’t lie to you.#I found out about the trilogy through mouth dreams and thought of it as an extension that didn’t count#I’m so uncultured aicioendlaixaoecn#mouth dreams 🔛🔝
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My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr
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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from
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Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain
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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]
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Why golf is terrible:
Destroys habitats
Wastes lots of water
My brother golfed in high school (I love him and he's a really good guy but the ancient laws of sibling rivalry demand I hate the things he likes)
Rich people like golf
My proposed solution to the Golf Problem:
Turn 99/100 golf courses into wildlife preserves and make 1/100 into chuck e cheese's where you're allowed to beat the cheese rat with sticks
EDIT: I've gotten a lot of asks about the legality of mini-golf. The guidelines for what constitutes a legally permissible putt-putt course can be found here.
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decriminalize:
sex work
addiction
criminalize:
golf
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what is your most controversial video game hot take? 🎮🎮🎮
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Oh my god there was an fight between two arch mages near my tower earlier today, I think one of them had become evil…and one of them hit the other with something that turned him inside out
AND HE KEPT FIGHTING LIKE THAT
What the fuck man I need to move or something.
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My friend who has been hunting all of the korok seeds has allowed Link to eat nothing but raw food
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