hi I'm from your pseudo-medieval fantasy city. yeah. you forgot to put farms around us. we have very impressive walls and stuff but everyone here is starving. the hero showed up here as part of his quest and we killed and ate him

i play with my friends and i smile. and it’s fucking happy. reblog if you play

damn. david was so right for this.

reading old messages is really fucked up because you see things and you’re like i would not fucking say that

i disrespect the grind

People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see

It seems that your weird matches my weird. We should kiss. I mean we should fuck. I mean we should be friends.

what if instead of being mean we could try being nice

you think people actually have sex? naked and everything? I have to laugh.

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

we need to bring back inviting people over for cake and coffee. my grandma used to do that all the time and I think it's a lost art

its always daddy's kitten never daddy's fat capybara