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sonicman66 · 19 hours
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things i’ll not call you a whore for:
sexual activity
how you dress
things i’ll call you a whore for:
stealing my food 
stealing my lemons
my cat likes you more than me
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sonicman66 · 19 hours
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cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.
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sonicman66 · 19 hours
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when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?
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sonicman66 · 20 hours
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You guys really liked my last poll so
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sonicman66 · 20 hours
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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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sonicman66 · 2 days
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OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:
(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)
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sonicman66 · 2 days
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Arknights X Dungeon Meshi means there is now a very real danger of Laios trying to eat a powerful seaborn, being stopped and warned by Doctor that eating it would turn him into a giant, grotesque sea monster that constantly evolves to become the perfect killing machine, then watching Laios start eating it faster
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sonicman66 · 3 days
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Sorry about your boyfriend. Yeah we tried to activate his effect and he got negated by a hand trap. Uh-huh he got sent to the Graveyard. We tried to get him out but they chained Called by the Grave. He got banished. Sorry.
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sonicman66 · 3 days
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What if they added marble hornets to dbd
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sonicman66 · 3 days
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sonicman66 · 4 days
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I forgot a wrote a thing and never linked it.
So have Strong Enough, aka Feral Lumine AU where she wins all those bs cutscene fights bc i overleveled her and she deserves to punch things.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/33694081/chapters/83739433
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sonicman66 · 5 days
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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sonicman66 · 5 days
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it’s not fucking tinnitus idiot that’s my guardian angel speaking to me
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sonicman66 · 5 days
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"star wars is about redemption" "star wars is about hope" "star wars is about love"
star wars is about finding new and exceedingly complicated ways to inflict psychological trauma on Boba Fett
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sonicman66 · 5 days
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Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?
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sonicman66 · 7 days
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Raita: *Draws Ibuki-Douji being nearly twice as tall as Gudao*
Me: You know what maybe Raita is Valid sonetimes.
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sonicman66 · 7 days
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“Americans believe in big portions! That’s so crazy.” Look at this European getting scammed into paying for 100 calories worth of food. Fool. Idiot. You wish you could have this 16 ounce Big Gulp and this serving of rice I will eat off for three days but you can’t. Cope and seethe.
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