has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird

I have made a connection

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IG - @Jemmaleetattoo

i love tumblr because sometimes i get an urge to rb posts about something nobody likes and everyone just politely ignores me. everyone's like oh he's fallen into madness again, he'll be fine later i guess

Pose inspired by this photo edit of them

Pose inspired by this photo edit of them

making posts about how beer tastes bad is a lot like that painting of a jester harassing a bunch of dogs while leaning over a wall, except the jester is below the dogs and trying so hard to reach them, and all the dogs are extremely beautiful and strong, and have a wonderful community built on love, and they never want for anything. they never want for anything.

My dad's sheep had 4 lambs this week and he sent a video of them to the family group chat in which one of the lambs looks straight at the camera and does the cutest little baaaaaaah i've ever heard in my life so i extracted the audio from the video and improved the quality a bit and saved it as an mp3 and last night when my dad was asleep i put it onto his phone and set it as his message notification sound. now phone go baaaaaaaah. (this morning he almost threw the phone out of the window but i think he's growing on it)

You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

Felt like doing something picture book like.

we teach girls to shrink themselves, to fit themselves more compactly in a transistor. we expect girls to double in processing efficiency every two years. we say to sufficiently advanced girls, you are indistinguishable from magic

the french beatles

you're in her dms im in the windows screen saver maze and im fucked im so fucked please help

when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

please watch this scene from the Garfield movie that establishes how evil the villain is