dmv: can i have you birth certificate

me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️

dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license

me: its so small and cute! 😳

dmv: just like you! ☺️

there should be more fat bitches in yuri. and everywhere else

literally one of my favorite tweets ever

writers and artists will go "this isn't good enough." my brother in christ, you're creating something new out of nothing and expressing yourself creatively. your productivity and unrealistic standards of perfection do not define you or the worth of your art. you're doing great.

do u ever send smth in a chat thats not even risqué like “i luv salsa” but no one responds so u start overthinking it like…. maybe one of their parents died making salsa…… maybe they were all just talking abt how they hate salsa……. maybe salsa isnt evn real and they have no idea what im talking abt

Spongebob

twitter historically sucks but man this is a banger of a tweet

IM SAYINNN

why does transitioning have to be so scary, I just want to be me

authenticity is always frightening but more so in a time of falseness

Happy Pride Month everyone! Remember 4 months ago when the CEO of this platform harassed and chased a trans woman off this website just for posting her transition timeline, then chased her to other social media platforms to continue harassing her, and threatened to call the FBI if she continued disputing the multiple dubious terminations of her blogs that did not violate tumblr's terms of service in any way? And despite tumblr staff insisting that the CEO was acting against their interests, the broad transmisogyny evident in the site's culture and moderation policy has still not been adequately addressed?

ever since replaying heartgold and pbr wigglytuff has become one of my favourites :')

Wigglytuff -- Saki Hayashiro

you will live and you will say the wrong things and make mistakes and people will love you anyways.

thats it. your ass is going to general settings -> filtering

'today on my creepy documentary crime channel we will be covering one from png' 'its about an old story of a tribe that ate a part of dead people and not about any other murder crimes like i do with most other countries' is there ANYTHING else about png that people care about???

sure talk about creepy history stuff but can you cover any other stories too??? maybe some from like, i dunno recent times?? what about any missing peoples cases within the country, what about the same stories that you'd do for any other country? why is this the ONLY one and it's a big stereotype and one of the most searched and asked about thing to do with PNGean's today. pngeans got mad when a certain someone made a comment about tribes eating his uncle's remains pointing out how it's a harmful stereotype to always focus on and care about and how it wouldn't have happened back then. also how that one wasn't even proven to be real, it was an assumption. the pm of png came out and said that the country doesn't deserve to be labelled as that.

im sick of always hearing png and then 'eating people'. i got asked that shit so many times at school it was revealed that i was pngean. 'do they eat people?' 'don't they eat people?'

it NEVER gets attention except for creepy dangerous 'backwards' factor, and when it's for that reason, it's always the old stuff.

im sorry im just tired of this. there's so much more, and very very very fun fact! there are thousands of tribes!!! people live in the city!! they're not 'barbaric'!!! theyre not gonna eat you!!!! VERY SHOCKING!!