my favourite conspiracy theory is that she also wants me back
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No look you don't understand, I get to see our lord and savior Joe Pera next weekend and I'm kind of very hype about it?
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don’t ask me “wyd” u know i’m at home deteriorating
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Today is already not shaping up G R E A T but my fucking raise finally went through thank fuck.
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Try and envision a religion that's based upon smooth transitions
Shameless, nameless, blameless faces that put blind faith in Chase & Status
Their amazing graces, their faith in Faithless
If God is a DJ, then we pray that he plays deep basses
Forever and ever and ever and ever, amen
Because I'm baptised in my own sweat
There's no communion, we've only got community
DJ killing it so much, I wrote a fucking eulogy
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Sometimes correlation does imply causation.
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