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Desde el domingo me han seguido ya 6 bots p0rno help no paran
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Fun Fact: in one month, all Sherlock Holmes stories hit the public domain and the Conan Doyle Estate can't do shit! I say this for absolutely no reason but also congrats in advance to the happy couple.
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"If I was born as a blackthorn tree, I'd wanna be felled by you, held by you, fuel the pyre of your enemies"
[another illustration I did for a lesbian fairytale I'm working on]
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“This character is dead in canon” to you. They’re dead in canon to you. To me they’re fine
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Playing pokemon today and had a nice little picnic and I left it running for 5 minutes when I went to pee, and I came back to 6 fucking eggs in my basket. This is my party.
They are all male except my goddamn houndoom. I have 6 houndour eggs from when I looked away for a couple of minutes, and as someone with no idea about egg groups I have no idea who the father is.
Slut Shame Her.
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I think that banana bread is a very hobbit-like food. I could imagine Bilbo having a slice with his tea. The thing is I cannot for the life of me imagine a fucking banana in Middle-Earth. They don’t belong there. Solution: banana bread just spawns in the Shire and no one fucking knows where it comes from
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tencent: yeah we’re developing faceID AI algorithms to identify people in protests and riots
everyone: jesus that sucks
tencent: also here’s an AI art generator that can turn your selfies into anime!
everyone, apparently: fuck yeah let me get in on that
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i want a shirt that has a QR code on it for some kind of horrible malware so that if anyone ever tries to film me in public their phone will automatically scan the code and be reduced to a functionless brick
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