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Expert's Guide To The Heroes of Fire Emblem (and how to use them)
FE1 Marth
-the trouserless prince
-one of the greatest units
-enemies are drawn to him regardless of what 1HP units are next to them
-give him all the Defense boosters and use HIM to choke points; Draug is for the uncreative masses
-he gets ripped quick, and he doesn’t know how to slow down
-better than Smash!Marth
FE2 Alm
-a tree
-literally all you need
-this kid’s Strength will hit nuclear levels
-watch him two shot everything in late game, as a tear rolls down your cheek
FE2 Celica
-’s gale (doesn’t exist in this game)
-the og Tactician class setup
-gets some of the best magic extremely quickly
-her path is the easier path in Gaiden, so she snowballs into OP territory quite easily
-can shoot zombie dragons out of the air with a single angel (as long as a healer is nearby)
FE3 Marth
-what went wrong
-struggles to traverse the maps
-dies to sudden noises
-can’t protect his waifu
-wears pants now (like a fool)
FE4 Sigurd
-hottest dad award
-deals flaming high damage
-burns out his enemies with his amazing stats
-ignites his teammates with his leadership stars
-spits hot fire
FE4 Seliph
-without a horse, he’s not that special
-with a horse he becomes a nigh-unkillable god
-if Ced didn’t exist, Seliph would be the greatest FE4 unit
-but why would you want to live in a world where Ced doesn’t exist?
FE5 Leif
-another tree
-I mean, he’s okay, I guess
-the Light Sword is his crutch
-but if you use it too much, he loses the only thing that makes him really useful for the majority of the game
-he got the shitty end of the holy blood stick
FE6 Roy
-hahahahahaha
FE7 Eliwood
-Le Stabby Stabby man
-horsekiller, knightkiller, waifukiller
-his stats are average across the board, meaning he’s boring af
-once you play Hector’s story, you can see that Eliwood isn’t really important at all
FE7 Hector
-aim at enemy
-gain exp from obviously killing said enemy
-repeat until no more enemies
-seize throne
-repeat until epilogue
FE7 Lyn
-does not effect the plot
-still more useful than Eliwho?
-critz4dayz
FE8 Eirika
-the generic speedy glass cannon type
-Eliwood, with boobs, a skirt, and more plot involvement
-oh, and blue hair!
-gets a neat horse
FE8 Ephraim
-look a Hector’s section above
-do that here
-gets a horse
FE9 Ike
-why did Smash make him slow?
-Speed is literally his best stat
-mediocre until promotion
-turns enemies into soup after promotion
-sassy
FE10 Micaiah
-Mickey Mouse’s Funhouse
-*ahem* I mean Dawn Brigade
-literal garbage unit
-it’s shocking how hard it is to keep her alive on difficulties above easy
-Mary Sue, but she gets over it
FE10 Ike
-look at Ephraim’s section above
-do that here
-unfortunately doesn’t get a horse
FE11 Marth
-nope
-nice, 30 levels just to end up with stats rivaling late-game pre-promotes…
-can unlock chests or whatever
FE12 Marth
-also nope
-isn’t even in the spotlight half the time
FE13 Chrom
-becomes a secondary character in his own story
-force marries his closest female companion, even if they don’t like him
-he’s hot tho
-his eyes are nice
-that voice too…
-AND he’s a good unit?
-forget any downsides and get yourself a piece of that blueberry, onesie ass today!
FE13 Robin
-kills everything
FE13 Lucina
-her popularity is essentially what added kids to Fates
-joins with shit bases just to grow into a slightly more speedy version of her dad
-has it rough
-needs a hug
-pretty good bench material
FE14 Corrin
-dragonstone, then choke points
-the most nothing character ever
-can’t even protect their own families most of the time
-better in Smash
FE14 Azura
-her personality is fucking everywhere
-why couldn’t we’ve gotten the black dress version
-myrmidon with a lance and dance utility
FE14 Ryoma
-imagine Sonic the Hedgehog, but even stronger, faster, with an electric katana
FE14 Xander
-imagine a horse with a wall riding it
-now imagine that wall has a sword that can fire edgy laser beams