Crabs resurrecting their dead friend

Josh Courlas

happy tenth birthday to the best youtube comment of all time

i shouldn’t be in social situations i should be in the dark

Black Sesame Milk

far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes

I am sorry to everyone who tagged me in some tag game and I never responded. I saw it and thought “aww they thought of me” and proceeded to forget about it right after

thinking about this message from me mam that she sent me back when i was in uni. it literally is just a pinprick in the tapestry of life!!

This tweet saved so many lives actually

Petition to give Goatman back his bridge

getting my balls removed at claires

Memories from my grandparent's yard.