gender is a performance and I just fell off the fucking stage

STOP. moment of gratitude for those precious times of breathing from your nostrils when you don't have a stuffy nose

Spider-Punk by Dike Ruan

legitimately so scary that i just made a doctors appointment for 2025. you mean the far distant sci fi future 2025? you mean the pacific rim 2025? you mean i have to go to the doctor while giant robots are fighting the fucking kaiju? fuck all the way offfffffff

The best quality a fictional man can have is being deeply, pathetically, wretchedly in love with someone, I think

Posting because if I spend another second on this I will literally cry

when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing

Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.

i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

[Softly but with a lot of feeling] fuck

choices made in anger is such a crazy image. if you know what i'm talking about

Bothering the beast