sometimes-ivy-valentine-blog
The Girl Of Many Faces
Ivy Cecilia Valentine
Seventeen years of age
She is madness, and sanity.
She is hell, and paradise.
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Those are generally the ones who have shotguns under their beds, getting chased by a six foot tall man with a gun in his hand in not what I would call a day at the park.
sometimes-ivy-valentine:
Oh hell no. Always check for rings. An angry husband would be even worse.
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Or husbands for that matter.
sometimes-ivy-valentine:
Exactly. Willing and single. I don’t like to deal with angry boyfriends.
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Whoever is willing, am I right?
sometimes-ivy-valentine:
Red heads! Damn, how could I forget? I’ve never been with a red head. I usually prefer brunettes, but sometimes it just doesn’t matter to me at all.
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I actually have to go with red heads.
sometimes-ivy-valentine:
Which do you like better, blondes or brunettes?
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Two things actually; we both like girls.
sometimes-ivy-valentine:
Sounds like we finally have something in common then.
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Sounds like a trait most males have, myself included.
sometimes-ivy-valentine:
And I’ll pretend to care.
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And I'm going to pretend like that isn't the creepiest thing I've ever heard.
sometimes-ivy-valentine:
Add a leather jacket to that too. I have good eyes.
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I'll just be sure to wear turtlenecks when I'm around you.
sometimes-ivy-valentine:
Trust me, if I do stare at your chest you won’t catch me.
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Just don't let me catch you starring at my chest.
sometimes-ivy-valentine:
Okay, just don’t get all offended if I call you a she.
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I don't really care what people think I am, as long as I know who I am then all is ace.
sometimes-ivy-valentine:
You say that now but nobody is actually going to think you’re a guy because you have a woman’s body. An attractive woman’s body.
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I annoy people by breathing, why I would have to go to the extra lengths is beyond me. To know I am a guy has to do with the upstairs, not just the required parts.
sometimes-ivy-valentine:
To annoy me? I don’t know. I don’t see how you could be a guy unless you’re hiding something in your pants. Or are you having a gender identity crisis or something?
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And why the hell would I make something like that up? I really don't see what the point would be.
sometimes-ivy-valentine:
I feel like you’re just bullshitting me.
#c#drake#you have no idea how excited i was when i saw an app for rob#in my head i was like hes mine xD
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I could argue about this with you all day, but I don't have the attention span.
sometimes-ivy-valentine:
It’s not, but it makes you a girl.
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[Frowns, crossing his arms over his chest] Appearance isn't everything you know.
sometimes-ivy-valentine:
The hourglass figure and the boobs must be what’s fooling me then.
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Because I'm a boy named Kellan, don't let the long hair fool you.
sometimes-ivy-valentine:
Yes. Girl, female, with lady parts and lumps on your chest. Why are you looking at me like that?
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Girl? [Looks at him with a puzzled expression]
sometimes-ivy-valentine:
Okay, just don’t die. I don’t like seeing pretty girls in the obituaries.
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