He's been here the whole time!

moffat said i only get one chance i HAVE to fucking kill the companion and bring them back to life in 45 minutes if that’s all the time i have. companions have to be dead for a little while, it’s good for them, it’s like enrichment. adds flavour. and he was right

just had the funniest thought in the world which is what if the reason Kipperlily Clerickiller first started hating Riz was bc she wanted Kristen as her cleric. like wanted her SO fucking bad. her type A ass 100% scoped out her classmates before the first day of freshman year so she could build the optimal party, and imagine her excitement when she found out! that they had a real live Chosen One in their grade!! she probably practiced the snobby little speech she was gonna give Kristen for HOURS, already mentally mapping out her path to valedictorian. meanwhile Riz walks in with a briefcase and a newsie hat and a missing babysitter to find and stumbles into Kipperlily's Number One Draft Pick by accident in detention. how much do you think she lost her little fucking mind

no you guys didnt hear her…she is british, she has an aura that makes pregnancy tests automatically positive, she just got into hudol, shes seen skins season 2 and 3….and she said blarmey

He's been here the whole time!

i'm literally so obsessed with straight british kristen

spilled glitter

also dont put penises in any of the boxes because they will count that as a vote

Dear fellow brits remember to vote in the election today, if you don't want to vote for anyone then go to the polling booth (with your id) and draw a bunch of penises on the ballot paper, this shows you're not apathetic and just think they're all cunts. Otherwise people won't bother to appeal to your demographic.

Dear fellow brits remember to vote in the election today, if you don't want to vote for anyone then go to the polling booth (with your id) and draw a bunch of penises on the ballot paper, this shows you're not apathetic and just think they're all cunts. Otherwise people won't bother to appeal to your demographic.

(She has never had a drink before)

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complaining about high elves and sharing inside job gossip. the sisters ever actually

unbelievably funny that when the seven hit their junior year (after, like, a hell of a lot of shenanigans to all remain in school together despite being different ages) arthur aguefort was like "oh you guys want to stick together? yeah i'll tell you about the mystical ged and stop time to take you to my super secret library and yes i'm going to be weird and cryptic about it all because i'm arthur aguefort, like, duh, but i am still ultimately helping you and i think you're soooo cool i'm so proud of you all [sheds a tear]". and with the bad kids he's like "yeah yeah i know you 'saved the world' but you need to get your grades up or i'll expel you. lol."