someterrifyingspacemonkeys
They ain't cuddly like me
Samantha. Not really a firefly blog anymore but I'm too attached to the url to change it. Right now I'm trying to figure out adulthood and life in general. Idk what this blog is but here you are...
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This is Prim! She is a 6 year old Chihuahua Poodle mix!
-@jesslee4
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i'm not sure i'm asexual anymore, except i feel like i still am? i have a boyfriend and we love each other, and if he were to bring up sex i wouldn't mind too much as of right now. i'd probably be ok with it. although it changes from time to time, and sometimes i'm repulsed by the idea of doing that sort of thing. i suppose right now i'm settling with demigreysexual but i feel like that's too much. i feel like i'm asking for attention. maybe i'll just stick with asexual as a label.
Many ace people have and enjoy sex, it doesn’t have to change your sexual orientation.
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If someone tried proposing to me in public i would have them arrested
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pull the trigger, Cards Against Humanity.
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#yeah! my job is 4 jobs rolled into one for minimum wage... wtf#pay me like I work 4 jobs and I'd stick around
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-Customers that sass the rude ones since I can’t
-Customers that share their stories with you BUT still make sure you dont have to be doing other things (giving you a way out if you are uncomfortable or genuinely have other shit to be doing)
Everyone talks about how shitty and stupid customers are, why don’t we ever talk about the cool ones?
-Bilingual children translating for their parents/grandparents like a boss
-The drunk guy you had to deny a sale to and he took it so well and maybe even thanked you for keeping him safe
-The random peeps in a long check out line who stop to tell you you’re doing an amazing job
-The regulars who have your back when someone starts giving you a hard time
-Customers who let you know to keep an eye on someone for shoplifting
-Bros who insist on cleaning up their own mess/spill
-The really upbeat/cheery mom/aunt type customer that just kind of brightens your day a bit
Feel free to add, you guys. You know who they are, let’s give them some love.
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Zach Quinto Was Busted for His Fake Starbucks Name
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So Much Bigger Than I Thought!
How Many Earths Would Fit Inside The Sun
If The Moon Was Replaced By Saturn
Prop Used For Close-Ups In The LOTR Movies
United States Compared To The Moon
Traffic Light
Road Signs
Michaelangelo’s David
Great Pyramid Of Giza Compared To A Human
Size Comparison: Titanic Vs. Modern Cruise Ship
Humpback Whale And Diver
Salt Water Crocodile
Giant African Land Snail
A Full Grown Wombat
Leatherback Sea Turtle
Eagle Talon Vs. Human Hand
Gorilla’s Hand
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Gina Rodriguez photographed by Corina Marie for TheWrap
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kids are fuckin wild dude,,,
i walked out of my apartment this morning and a five year old kid was playing outside and immediately he pointed at my aparment and was like “some chinese people used to live there. now someone else does”
and i was like… you mean that one? and pointed at my apartment, the one i literally just walked out of
and he was like “yeah”
and i was like……….. yeah…
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I just got one of those door-to-door evangelists, and I’ve gotta admit I kind of feel sorry for them - their pitch is, like, hilariously ineffective because they just don’t seem to realise that most folks have no point of reference on what they’re selling. It’s like watching someone try to convince people that they should play Pokémon, except they’re operating under the unexamined assumption that everyone everywhere is already familiar with the basics and just can’t decide which generation is best, so they’re standing there banging on about the finer points of the type matchup grid to an audience whose knowledge of and interest in the franchise begins and ends with “the monster goes in the ball”.
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“But it’ll confuse the children!”
So does math, but you still educate them on the matter so they’re knowledgeable about it for the future.
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