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R-a-y b-a-n glasses anniversary, only this day!
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After everything that happened in Ragnarok, imagine Thor hearing about Steve and Tony’s fight and being like “Really?! Thats why you all stopped working together?! Just get over it! I did! I’m still friends with Loki and he’s betrayed me three times since breakfast! This petty mortal shit is nothing!”
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i saw this post earlier about therapists and it reminded me of my old therapist paul, who in my opinion is one of the greatest men alive and who did not put up with my bullshit for even one second
anyway i go in to see paul one week in the summer of 2016, and i’m doing my usual bullshit which consists of me talking shit about myself, and paul is staring at me, and then he cuts me off and says that he’s got a new tool for helping people recognize when they’re using negative language, and gets up and goes over to his desk
and i’m like alright hit me with that sweet sweet self-help article my man, because i’m a linguistic learner and whenever paul’s like here i have a tool for you to use it’s pretty much always an article or a book or something
paul opens a drawer, takes something out, and turns back around. i stare.
i say, paul.
is that a nerf gun.
yeah, says paul.
i say, are you gonna shoot me with a nerf gun in this professional setting.
he happily informs me that that’s really up to me, isn’t it. and sits back down. and gestures, like, go ahead, what were you saying?
and i squint suspiciously and start back up about how i’m having too much anxiety to leave the house to run errands, like it was a miracle to even get here, like i’ve forgone getting groceries for the past week and that’s so stupid, what a stupid issue, i’m an idiot, how could i–
a foam dart hits me in the leg.
i go, hey! because my therapist just shot me in the leg. paul blinks at me placidly and raises an eyebrow. i squint again.
i say, slowly, it’s– not a stupid issue, i’m not stupid, but it’s frustrating me and i don’t want it to be a problem i’m having.
no dart this time. okay. sweet.
so the rest of the hour passes with me intermittently getting nailed with tiny foam darts and then swearing and then fixing my language and, wouldn’t you know it, i start liking myself a little more by the end of the session, which is mildly infuriating because paul can tell and he’s very smug about it
anyway i leave his office and the lady having the next appointment walks in and i hear what’s all over the floor? and paul very seriously says cognitive behavioral therapy tools.
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I didn’t realise the colour page with the last chapter was actually the back cover of the magazine so when you finish the story, you close the book and have Touka and Kaneki there to say goodbye
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one of the funniest things about Pokemon and knowing it was made by an autistic man is that in the Pokemon universe, making eye contact with someone is literally canonically saying “you wanna fight”
this is just one of many examples of trainers saying similar things like this
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me, joining a lobby with randoms in monster hunter: alright let’s kill some kirin
“ok but can you change into green first”
me, turning around to look at these buffoons: what the hell why do you want me to—
me:
me: say no more
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me in 2034 watching Lobot: a Star Wars Story on Google Netflix Premium Prime and Anakin’s mom is revealed to be alive and a sith and the Emperor’s lover
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Honestly i know michael bay is a sentient toilet but the original transformers has so many underrated, funny scenes
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yall im deadass what the fuck does this even say. i cant keep up with yall
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