he stole his dick

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my name's cougar but my friends call me mountain lion and my mama calls me puma and today's my first day at big cat high. i'm so nervous i hope they don't realize i'm not panthera >ܫ<

the spirit is not willing and the flesh it is not so into the idea either

the intrepid heroes reached new levels of Accurate Teenage Friendship tonight

can't stop thinking about that one tweet that says "there's starbucks in egypt?" in response to the news of egypt's success in boycotting starbucks

I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?

"sexualizing or fantasizing about real people is bad" is still my favorite tumblr opinion