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The name's Maws Enderteeth (toki pona: "uta Mase"), I don't bite unless you're being antisemitic.I will convert to Judaism or die trying, but rabbis don't grow on trees around here so don't hold your breath.I love learning, please correct me when I mess up so I can keep learning. I'm probably more awkward than you, but definitely in no position to judge.
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i see y’all with your “steven goes to work at the mystery shack” headcanons and i’ve just gotta say… he would absolutely be the sketchiest person in gravity falls
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for halloween this year im resurrecting this au from the dead🧡
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i see y’all with your “steven goes to work at the mystery shack” headcanons and i’ve just gotta say… he would absolutely be the sketchiest person in gravity falls
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your tag about stevens lack of legal documentation is brilliant and needs explored alas i'm light headed form doing voice things so i will just throw this into the world and see what happens
I like to think stan asks for legal documents just to weed out potential employees who are too compliant with the law
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and thats the story of how steven was taken off cash register duty
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anna this au is incredible but like,,,, wendy and steven??? you realize wendy would probably be the one to train steven at his new job
wendy to stan: where did u find this kid. ive only known him for 10 minutes and hes already made friends with 3 different rabid animals
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cryptid teen confuses old man by being equally devoted to bad jokes and fixing relationships
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Bothering the beast
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got to play a undead elk centaur for a oneshot!
her name is Morti
she almost got holy drop kicked by paladins, narrowly escaping actual death, TWICE. But I'm glad she made it out in the end!
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been thinking about my undead centaur character lately, and why she looks the way she does.
I figure the magics that raised her from the dead caught her in the early stages of decay, so whatever damage she has, happened during her death.
don't worry, she's a very happy person now!^^
#images#undescribed#O_O I love her...#tw animal death#cw animal death#<- uh kinda? the animal part very much died horribly onscreen even if there's a humanoid torso attached#I love her eyes... I need to see if there's more posts about her...
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Hey, yall! Help a t4t disabled couple with relocation!
My husband and i need a bit of help, we're moving to a new apartment by May 15th, but we need a bit of help with moving costs. Things like the deposit, gas for moving, and necessities we might need once moved in!
My job has been reluctant to give me new hours, since im in an area that's covered by a different company, but i plan on leaving that job as soon as we move. This does leave us in a tricky situation, though, as i dont have enough hours to cover our own daily needs, let alone an expense like this.
Any help is appreciated! I do tarot readings and traditional art!
Cshp vnm pypl GFM
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Hey, yall! Help a t4t disabled couple with relocation!
My husband and i need a bit of help, we're moving to a new apartment by May 15th, but we need a bit of help with moving costs. Things like the deposit, gas for moving, and necessities we might need once moved in!
My job has been reluctant to give me new hours, since im in an area that's covered by a different company, but i plan on leaving that job as soon as we move. This does leave us in a tricky situation, though, as i dont have enough hours to cover our own daily needs, let alone an expense like this.
Any help is appreciated! I do tarot readings and traditional art!
Cshp vnm pypl GFM
^ links are above!!
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Hey, yall! Help a t4t disabled couple with relocation!
My husband and i need a bit of help, we're moving to a new apartment by May 15th, but we need a bit of help with moving costs. Things like the deposit, gas for moving, and necessities we might need once moved in!
My job has been reluctant to give me new hours, since im in an area that's covered by a different company, but i plan on leaving that job as soon as we move. This does leave us in a tricky situation, though, as i dont have enough hours to cover our own daily needs, let alone an expense like this.
Any help is appreciated! I do tarot readings and traditional art!
Cshp vnm pypl GFM
^ links are above!!
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Hey, yall! Help a t4t disabled couple with relocation!
My husband and i need a bit of help, we're moving to a new apartment by May 15th, but we need a bit of help with moving costs. Things like the deposit, gas for moving, and necessities we might need once moved in!
My job has been reluctant to give me new hours, since im in an area that's covered by a different company, but i plan on leaving that job as soon as we move. This does leave us in a tricky situation, though, as i dont have enough hours to cover our own daily needs, let alone an expense like this.
Any help is appreciated! I do tarot readings and traditional art!
Cshp vnm pypl GFM
^ links are above!!
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Hey, yall! Help a t4t disabled couple with relocation!
My husband and i need a bit of help, we're moving to a new apartment by May 15th, but we need a bit of help with moving costs. Things like the deposit, gas for moving, and necessities we might need once moved in!
My job has been reluctant to give me new hours, since im in an area that's covered by a different company, but i plan on leaving that job as soon as we move. This does leave us in a tricky situation, though, as i dont have enough hours to cover our own daily needs, let alone an expense like this.
Any help is appreciated! I do tarot readings and traditional art!
Cshp vnm pypl GFM
^ links are above!!
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why are bathroom sinks designed like that. infuriating
#images#described#YES THANK YOU#I hate it I hate touching the sink but I can barely move if I'm gonna avoid it#mine is worse though because some genius decided the bottom should be a flat rectangle#yes. flat. as in not even a little bit guiding water to the exit. the walls are also flat creating difficult to clean corners.#and they get filthy quicker because The Water Doesn't Freaking Naturally Wash Filth Down you get NO help from gravity here and it sucks#engineering
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My favorite trend on this post so far is people reblogging with this addition and talking about what they do with a glass of water anyway
* regardless of whether you clean it by other means such as wiping off with a (cool) wet paper towel or do not clean it at all. To make a clear distinction between "getting seconds" and "a new identical meal" let's say that the uncleaned dish must rest without anyone eating from it for a minimum of two hours for it to count as "reuse" rather than "continued use".
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