My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!
My hands:
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Feeling an incredibly weird specific nostalgia but what piece of media defined 2020 for you (as in you spent that year with it) mine is mtv's catfish
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Controversial ways i'm raising my children
• I will parent them in uniquely toxic ways so they each develop a different personality disorder as adults
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Truly love the number of people I've met that have been like "Well I went to a Catholic school as a kid, which is to say I'm not Catholic" like damn Catholic schools really out here doing the exact opposite of missionary work.
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Imagine a vampire sucked your blood and they didn't even pop a boner. not even half hard. fully flaccid the entire time they sucked your blood. I'd be so humiliated.
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The Doctor has entered the chat
ypure watching doctor who because you want to fuck david tennant. I'M watching doctor who because I want to fuck peter capaldi. we are NOT the same
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considering naming my eyebags since it seems they're going to be with me forever
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Reblog if you are ok with getting boop spammed
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"who knows what they still do on tumblr"
us:
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OMG the backstory behind the whole boop thing is amazing.
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my only complaint is that the paws appear when you boop someone and not when someone boops you. I want to be scrolling and minding my own business and suddenly get whapped by a cat paw
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"what have you been doing on your phone for the past two fucking hours" hitting people leave me alone
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