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Domsetic Luxiem Headcanons!! ahshuaduw

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vox

CANT DO SHIT TBH like "oh he's a housewife" he's not. Like sure, hell clean and cook BUT HE ONLY DOES IT WHEN YOU TELL HIM TO he messes with u to Like

"oh can u clean the bedroom?"

"wdym.. my demonic aura cleansed everything already."

WE DIDNT MEAN SPIRITUALLY GO CLEAN IT When you force him to, he actually does a good job!! Like clothes are folded, floors are swept and there's a huge ass pile of clothes in ur closet!! MF GTE UR ASS OVER HERE HES HOT BUT HES NOT GETTING AWAY he also likes to meditate but like.. isolated. If you disturb him he's gonna make YOU sleep on the couch half joke he might tho He takes pride into his meditation, you would want peace and quiet too yk?! but if u guys have a pet, he'll let that mf disturb him any dayy why does a dog get special privileges UR THE ONE WHO PAYS 50% OF RENT he prob has those doobermans he probably also bribed the apartment facility to let him in I'm like 100% sure that dog is here illegally but he loves the dog and you do too! partly. he can't dance for the life of him however it's it's embarrassing HE COULD DO TRADITIONAL DANCING !! but don't hit him up with some 21st century shit he'll look like he's got it and then fall mid way. gotta get his old as the the hospital HIS BONES CRACKED.

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shu

ehe hes everything we wanted yall !! I'm joking. This mf DOESNT KNOW SLEEP like you'll be going to get a drink at 3am and then straight up see some demonic looking figure in the hall its just him trying to fix some shit HE BREAKS THINGS JUST SO HE CAN FIX THEM

"how did the...light break?"

"ion know but what I do know is that I can fix it!"

CATCH HIM ON THE SERCUIRTY CAMERAS hes useful tho in thay aspect!! your landlord ain't getting any money from damages. Dishwasher broke? Hes on it !! The TV isn't working as well? hes on it !! this is an ad for shu yamino services go support him He also does wack as shit at 3am Yk how I said he was fixing something at night while u were getting a drink? He was fixing A SPIDER. SPIDER he said "oh !!! I stepped on him so I wanted to help him!" HOW U GON FIX THAT HOW DID HE EVEN KNOW HE STEPPED ON IT You also caught him fixing Christmas tree during December. He laughed and said, "it wasn't bright enough!" a police visited yall 2 hrs later one of ur neighbors called the cops since it was way to bright. He had to make it up with cuddles xoxo, and pay the fine xoxoxo

______ mysta GET GIM AWAY MANS TO FERAL like literally can't do SHIT maid mysta maid mysta!! YOUR MYSTAKEN (do u get the joke) HE JUST RUINS EVERYTHING you just cleaned the floors!! why is FUCKING MUD STAINS ALREADY?!? Like he can't clean, CANTNFUCKING COOK (we all know this.) I DONT even want to elaborate on how bad he cooks. You Handel the cleaning, cooking, and what does he do? he def ain't sitting there pretty (ugly/j) instead, he opts to get the money and shit !! But like It's concerning Like last time I checked he had money to pay rent and all that but....he had to much money left. More than usual. Your guys Financials were good dwdw! BUT HOW HE GONNA HAVE THOUSANDS LEFT HES SELLING DRUGS/ the obvious explanation and that his freinds make him do crazy ass stunts and give him money/j "do a flip off that porch. 10$ mf." LMFAOO he's also just...insane. You'll wake up at 3am again to see him on the phone with elmo LMFAOOO THOSE APPS THAT SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF CHILDREN IT SCARES HIM TO you'll hear the most frightful voice just like "when do you want the money?! PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE" you have to hack in a delete that app for the mfer to sleep at night. He'll boast like "I'm not afraid of that shit it's all fake!" wait till u put a elmo plush on his bed ______

Luca YAHH HES SO EUSHWUS he's so cute omg but so messy. LIKE HE CAN CLEAN AFTER HIMSELF BUT HE HAS A HYPER MINDSET so it's like one thing after another, he can't slow down to clean. It's not that bad to clean after him, he doesn't make a bad bad mess. BUT HE DEF NEEDS TO LEARN TO TAKE A BREAK Nothing is shecduled either. It's just like, do this, then that, then this, the profit all of our belongings to sushang(ehe love her) But when he comes home from a long day.. omg Let me elaborate HE WAS CUDDLY ALWAYS BUT HES JUST extra extra cuddly he dosent want to do shit. he'll drag you from whoever you are and force you on the couch/bed and yall with just stay there Maybe for ever HE JUST FALLS ALSEEP SO EASILY like it's kinda concerning hyper energetic turing anemic at any possible moment he has he'll drag you along all the time for those moments He doesn't even speak he just mumbles and occasionally huffs out of relief he so cute omg but then THEN WHEN HES HYPER AGAIN HE WILL BODY SLAM YOU ONTO THE BED OR SOFA AGAIN CHILL THIS AINT THE WWE he doesn't know how strong he is omg.

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Ike FIANLLY THE MOST LIKE REASONABLE MAN OUT OF EVERYONE but he's like a neat freak also, Like....did u just leave a fucking go gurt on the table when you went to get ur phone? DIRTY ASS MF !!!! he just wants to make sure the house is clean some people say, "your house reflects you" And I think that's true but!! he we we all know he gon snap THE MFER HE NEEDS TO PUT UP WITH his freinds trying be likebthe power rangers or some shit I find it funny they are just all different colors palettes BUT HES GREAT !! HE COOKS, CLEANS, ACTUALLY HAS CALM HOBBIES did I say calm mbmb let's not forget his karaoke SKILLS HELLO??? THE SCREAMING HE CAN DO THE AMOUNT OF TIMES U GUYS GOT NOISE COMPLAINTS nobody would've guess it was from him. he just smiles, aplogizes and hands over the money he handing over the money so willingly cause that mf KNOWS IT WAS HIS FAULT but he don't give a shit LMFAOO he'll shut the door, wait a little, then start cursing out the neighbors in Swedish he's he's scary. he's literally like those innocent ass looking dogs names princesses that's a devil in secret he's ur devil in secret tho <33

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solluve · 2 years

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noctyx school drabbles!!

ecoute cherieeee jsgsawqiuw I HAVE A FINAL EXAM

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alban

The second school's tornado. He would ruin everything with his silly pranks alongside another mf named Mysta. You didn't even want to THINK about what he was going to do for his senior prank, maybe he'll nuke the school. (I can see him doing that deadass,,) however his classes were mostly upstairs, while you preformed hall duty downstairs. You had only heard from your colleagues that worked with you on how bad he was. You were thankful for once, you didn't even have a choice on what floor you wanted to monitor.

Until now.

"Y/nn, cmon! The teachers don't pay attention to who does what hallway, as long as their there! The person in charge doesn't care either, I'm sure of it!" Your freind keep pressing on you to switch area shifts with her, you didn't even tell her that the downstairs was probably worst than upstairs. But if she insisted to take your area however, you didn't mind as much, it's a win win situation!

You had suddenly gladly accepted her offer in a upbeat mood. Much to her dismay, she couldn't sworn you'd say no. Nevertheless, she was overjoyed as well! Maybe she could even pay you to keep the upstairs shifts.

But you were pretty sure she was going to regret the switch, and she was pretty sure YOU were going to regret taking the offer too.

Both of you split up, silently praying for eachother in the process.

It was 12:55 five minutes before your last block, the last block was a complete mess. Kids running to get to their 4th blocks, and then there was kids who couldn't care any less about the time, they strolled along and stopped to great freinds. To completely diffrent groups mushed into a single bland hallway. Not to mention the rate of bullying went up a little bit, you had seen more people get shoved and knocked into lockers than you saw people simply opening their lockers in innocent mannerism. The bell had rang and echoed throughout the hallway, clicking of doors accompanieded multiple footsteps as kids began to emerge out of their suffocating 3rd block classrooms (I'm looking at you my 3rd block ccra class) you corrected some kids on there speed, both slow and fast. You simply monitored the hallway, everything was way better than downstairs. It was clearer and just had more space to breath, you felt like you were in a mosh pit each time.

"Incomming!! Ah, Watch out, miss!" Somebody shouted in a laughing tone, soon turning into fear.

You swiftly looked to your side to see a male riding what looked like a... make shift sled? That surely was some type of file cabinet he found in the schools trash, it looked like he attached wheels to the bottom, and he was riding a top speeds, towards you!

not to mention he wasn't wearing any sort of protection gear. charge him for that

BAM! suddenly he had knocked right into you at such a fast speed, the impact of you and the file cabinet stopped the movement completely. Thanks alot neutons laws of gravity, your now dead because of it!

Is what you thought, in the time you had pasted out, the male quickly emerged from his makeshift ride and rushed towards you panicking, he didn't even know your name.

You woke up in the nurses office. You half expected to wake up in the ER honestly. Your whole body ached, but especially your ankles and knees, they felt like they popped right out and forced back in.

a quiet "tsk" could be heard for a female, as she continued,

"They're awake, I suppose you owe them an apology? Mr Knox?" Your eyes meet hercrometria ones right when she spoke.

"Of course I do! I would never think about not making up for my actions!" liar....ofc we would not aplogize.

"Uhu, and stop doing reckless things like that. I get your backpack was thrown and you wanted to catch it, but be aware of your surroundings."

huh. wdym by backpack thrown.

She had left the room, and you sat right up, scaring the poor male in the process.

"Didn't you ram into me with a—" a finger was shot up, the male shushing you in the process.

"H-Hey! Don't say that, she might here us!"

"Oh, so you lied?" You deepend.

"Sh! Your the one who also switch their shift! I saw you both talking about it, so as long as you stay silent about this, I'll stay silent about that, deal!?"

"My 'crime' isn't as big as yours, hell, you could get suspend!" You grabbed his finger and put it right down, you even managed to crack his knuckles in the process.

"Okay, okay. I understand what I did, not stop lecturing me!"

"You right I'll stop..and let the principle continue this." You had gotten up from the nurses bed, thay was actually more comfortable than you thought, however suddenly a major headache ensured, causing you to stumble back into your past position, alban had both hands on your shoulders in an attempt to stabilize you.

"You shouldn't get up! Your still healing." captain obvious fr... you simply sighed and hoisted your legs back onto the cushion rather the the floor.

"I'm going to bed."

"...your still going to tell?"

"If you can look after me while I'm sleeping..then no."

You didn't know he was already planning too. Despite how many classes he would skip.

and maybe you didn't even know how it was all staged, just so he could spend time with you. (crazy mf)

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sonny

!! Both of you were hall monitoring officers, and responsible to oversee any bullying. It wasn't a terribly hard job, and this time, you were getting paid! ....2$ an hour, that is. Their excuse for their low pay was, "the rest of the payment will be delivered in education!" unfair mf. But, you did believe they were paying you in ANOTHER- other way.... seeing that mysterious blonde everyday was what kept you working for that $2.

He was silent for the most part, opting to hang out with his secluded group of friends only. If only you could get closer to him!

"I can tell somethings on your mind" your freind had taken a seat next to you during math class. You sighed and slowly rotated you head to look.

"Just noticed? I've ran out of options, I even tried to trip infornt of him, another girl quickly came to my aid and took me to the nurse."

"You tried...tripping infornt of him? Like that cliche stereotypical soft girl who trips infront of her crush?? You've lost your mind!"

"I KNOW THAT !" you shouted, shaking the desk in the process. You quickly cupped your hand over your mouth in shock. Your class was working on a sheet of paper, and luckily you were allowed to chat. However, it went completely silent after your outburst.

What made matters even worse, a tuff of yellow hair entered the room in the exact moment. Paper in hand, you could tell he was there to drop something off. He looked right at you, frazzled. Next to him was a shorter male with brown hair, he covered his ears and whined. How dramatic! but also..reasonable.

You stood in shock, completely unresponsive. Silently, you muttered an a aplogy, bowing in what seemed to be a perfect 90° angle.

Fuck. He probably thinks your weird now! Ykw, scratch that—everyone had probably thought it.

You had hid during all of your math classes heading forward, opting to stop answer questions (honestly what questions did you even know the answer to fuck math) and opting to just stay silent. Your posture had never been so perfect..yet so stiff.

"Oh cmon! Everyone forgot about that little stuff. It only stays for about two days, then everyone doesn't care anymore!" She said, struggling to pull off your completely stature persona.

"But he didn't! I'm pretty sure he's laughing with his friends about it in his class..as we are speaking!"

"Oh stop being dramatic! Keep this up and you'll get a message home."

"—what?"

"You haven't been answering, the teacher had noticed, he'll probably send a message home complaining like the dick he is." She sighed , fiddling with her infamous mechanical pencil. "You could always aplogize and clear things up too you know, aren't you in the same snitch program?"

"..the bully mointer progam?"

"Yeah, that."

It was after school, and luckily you had a meeting with the president who started the whole organization, it was a miracle! This was God's sign to go for it, you were totally sure!! You even had a plan.

1.) Go to up to him.

2.) jsvsisgwiavwiwbw9whw APLOGIZE SOMEGOW?? BUY HIM SOMRTHING FOR BREAKING HIS ESRDRUMS?? SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL IN HOPES HE FORGIVES TOU AND THEN WE KISS??

Bullet proof plan! You go! Your freind was never more disappointed reading your plan.

They had gracosiuly gaveb your unit 20 minutes before the meeting, and you were SCANNING for the man. Wouldn't even be surprised if you pull out binoculars.

But he's also,, tall. So it wasn't hard to find him in the first 2 minutes.

Quickly had strolled to him nervously, you couldn't be confident in anyway, not after what happend 4 days ago. He stared at you completely nonchalant, why did this man have to be so fucking imitating?? LIKE SMILE

You quickly blurted, "I'm very sorry for what happend during my math class. I would appreciate it if you'd allow me to buy you and your..freind, something of your pick." You sounded professional! Congrats.

Your still being eaten by anxiety though!

Until, he laughs. HE LAUGHED, you rose from your 90° bowing position, AND HE HAD A SMILE !! MISSION...ACCOMPLISHED?? or is he just laughing at you.

"Its fine, no need to worry about anything." He ruffled your hair

"But, I'll take that offer, just exclude my freind from this..and we can go to a Cafe together."

Sure! What wait. YOU could've given him to money to buy something at the cafe....wtf does he want to go with you? And why is he excluded his freind?!

DID U RLLY SELL YOUR SOUL??

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yugo (I still love this mf)

Not so much a mysterious man..in fact he was kinda social? More like everyone knows him, talks to him whenever he's free, but still calls only a small group of people his actual freinds.

He was probably one of the best in his music classes too, knowing all of the musical terms, notes, etc.

And you....hadn't known shit. You chosen it for your electives since you thought it would be easy, who knew music had this much to offer?? Should've switched early...

You were iffy freinds with the navy. You could talk to him whenever, he could laugh over your jokes and sudden complaints, but after that bell rung, everything was over. You both separated ways so God damn fast. Even when you were packing up you didn't say a word, it was just...how you both worked.

And it was another one of those days, your teacher gave you permission to pack up earlier than before, explaining how she had things to do. You placed your folder back into your bag, music notes and occasional doodles sprawled out. It was practically useless, the music notes were dragged and ragged. It was hard to read in general. Suddenly you had packed your second folder in your bag, but you mistakenly tilted is upside down, causing a note to spill right by yugos foot. He had snickered before snatching it, werid way to give it back but... alright..

"How can you even read this?" He asked, and that's the first time he even spoken to your by himself, you always had to start the conversation.

"I dont, I just put things down to make the teacher think I'm listening." You replied, whispering when it came to the "teacher" part, you might not be respecting her by not taking notes properly, but you were still scared to DEATH by her.

"....do you know what fermata even is?"

"..a what now?"

He sighed dramaticly, leaning dangerously on the chair. He was quickly scolded by the teacher.

"Music is pretty easy!"

"Music has so much terms, I thought it was just about making it sound pretty!"

"THATS what you thought when signing up??" He gave you a hearty laugh, clutching the paper in his hand. It was nice for once, actually have a conversation. Yeah sure, I did elaborate on how you guys did talk, but it was never like this. And you did admit that you rather have it this way than anything before.

"How 'bout this, I can give you my own notes for you to study for this upcoming final exam, but you have to..." suddenly he looked up at you, straight faced, "but, you have to actually talk to me in the hallways and everything!"

what?

"So...be your freind?" He nodded early, but soon had laughed awkwardly after a second or 2 of silence.

"That honestly sounds weird, doesn't it?" He mummbeld, but you just shrugged. Anything for those notes.

You did just what he asked. You talked to him in the hallways, even opting to visit him during lunch and say a joke or two. But as this went on and the deadline of the final exam was closer on the calender, he began to act...off. more grumpier, less wanting to talk to you. At this point, you were even to scared to ask for the notes. He was just, more distant. And as much as you were scared, you could not afford to fail this final exam. You had goals! Your parents had expectations! Failing music...what's a bigger slap to the face? So, you had to find out.

It took a while for his freinds to all come to the lunch table. He was the first one to arrive, that's when you usually told him jokes and short stories so he wouldn't be lonley while waiting.

So you did it again, you both met eyes while you approached the same table, and you gave him a small smile, before going serious.

"Listen, why have you been so off? Did I do something— did someone else do something?" You almost pressured him, he looked a bit shocked that you even noticed it.

"You didnt—nobody did anything wrong it's just.." He took a sharp intake, "I relized that once the music exam is over..you'd stop talking to me and being my freind. And I don't want that to happend! But I just decided to distance myself so it wouldn't be as bad when you did."

Oh. Oh! OH.

That's surprising, how knew that the yugo asuma actually wanted to talk to you then anyone here.

He looked sheepish, avoiding eye contact and picking his nails.

You smile got softer and you began to coo,

"I didn't know you wanted to be my freind so bad! You should've just said so, but i get it! Who doesnt want to be freinds with my dumbass?" you laughed and pointed back at him, he looked as if he was going to punch you from the teasing.

That was another thing, he didn't want to be just be freinds.

But he could complain about that on a later date.

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fulgur

A good student overall! He had good grades, a good reputation, okay...freinds.., and good athletic ability! You had manged to land in his history class, which..sucked! The teacher, not him.

This included the teacher assigning a historical script the students had to perfrom,, and just your luck, the groups would be picked by the 'wheel of names.com' (bane of my existence) and you had gotten into a shitty group! NOBODY wanted to talk. You had attempted to get their phone numbers and try to decide roles, but they didn't budge! The took one look at you and were on their phones the next.

This was a major assignment! You didn't want to do bad, it didn't make anything better that your group had to make the script, it wasn't provided. You thought all hope was lost! Until you heard the teacher scold another group.

"You all, stop discussing unrelated topics! You, white haired, move to group A!" Your head perked up hearing the mentions of your own, terrible group. A tall mall sluggishly walked to yours, a irritated smirk plastered.

You could tell he didn't want to even be here, he dragged a chair to yours, and sat right next to you.

"So..what are yalls roles again? Topic?" He sighed, yet nobody responded. You were endlessly clicking through random tabs to make it look like you were doing something.

"..some shit about an explorer, we don't know how tf we are." Your classmates replied, scrolling through his snapchat. I wonder why everyone doesn't know who tf they are!

He came to the conclusion that this group was useless, you had came to that conclusion a while ago however.

It was no doubt that at 5am the day it was due you'd just write the whole thing yourself. Maybe you'd complain to the teacher about it, but that would seem uncool! The group mates would get terribly upset! And it's not that the teacher would keep you anonymous either, he had a big mouth.

So, you did exactly what you said. At 5am you woke up and began the script. The last edit was made 22 hours ago, by you, of course.

In the process of you going through trial and error with the script, another icon had appeared on the document. You hovered your mouse and the name read,

"Fulgur Ovid."

Huh, maybe he was checking if someone was doing it. That was kind of embarrassing hello?? What If he was reading the script..(or what you call a scirpt) and making in fun if it?!

A comment appeared on the doc,

— Fulgur Ovid; 5:26am,

Doing great, didn't actually expect someone to work on this, I was lowkey accepting a bad grade. I respect you, alot. :) —

AAUAYAVAIAV!!!! GO YOU!! Before you could respond, and other comment appeared,

— Fulgur Ovid; 5:27am,

Weren't we supposed to give eachother our numbers? I'll work with you on this, just call me, dear xxx-xxx-xxxx. —

OUYDDIUTIEUTTIUSTDIUYITDRI6SRUS6UR6S Such a heartwarming man! You were scared to call, would you hear his morning voice though?? OML

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uki YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE, he'd constantly tease you for your choice of outfit. This is school NOT THE MET GALA. He'd even take the time out of your day to met you at your locker and explain so much drama you didn't even care for! It was stupid, HE was stupid. Constantly annyoing you when you clearly didn't want to deal with him, how much hints does this mf need?

The same day, same locker, this time he was yapping about a rumored fight thay was going to happen at the back of the school.

"But the werid part about it was that it's gonna be a 'pick fight!' "

"And what is a pick fight, your highness?" You exaggerated, clearly uninterested.

"Some shit where whoeveres there, innocent or not, gets a chance to be fought. Ion know someone just brings them into the circles and the have at it." He shrugged, you could tell he was pondering about it more than he should've, his foot taping agasint the dirty floorboards was your evidence.

But also...you had never been to one of these..these. and clearly it was always interesting. After those types of days, it would be the talk of the school. If you didn't know about it, people just laughed and called you innocent minded.

Well.....it's kind of a must to go see a school fight before you graduate (it's not I can assure you THEY SCARY AF but they fight so funny), is what you told yourself. Honestly you were finding any way to convince yourself to go..one couldn't hurt.

He seemed to be correct, right as that bell rang more students had taken the exit leading to the back of the school as usual. And you followed right along. You spotted a friend of yours and made quick talk.

"Heya! So what's all this for?"

"People are having a fight, but it's rumored it could turn into a pick fight situation, left and right, kids getting punched, exciting!"

"You could get picked...you know that right?"

"I do! But I never do!"

You've lost hope, for everyone. Some kids sat at the bleachers while others opted to have "meetings" in the bathrooms and locker rooms nearby. Approximately 30 minutes later did two people stand infornt of everyone and began to fight. It was so funny to see them swing in such a...in proper manner. You were not fighting expert! But you atleast knew to never tuck in your thumb while swinging.

Suddenly you felt a tap on your shoulder mid way, you expected to see the girl you had just talked to prior before, but you saw a kid you have never even knew.

"You think your better than me huh?! Sitting all high and mighty!"

Nah.....what the fuck this man on?! DID HE HAVE THOSE BROWNIES DONT LIE TO ME

YOU WERENT EVEN DOING ANYTHING,

"Its called good posture..?" It didn't even sound like you had an attuide, you were generally confused. Maybe he was just trying to be the new talk of the school, but you didn't!

Just as he was going to swing, he aburtbly stopped and was pulled back.

oh shit...nah you rather have him swing.

Standing there at 5'6 stood that stupid mf. But he didn't even look happy anymore.

They were the talk of the TOWN that day. all becuase of you, congrats! <3

_________ BAREBWITH ME IM TIRED IK THEIR SHITRY PROMPTS I DONT HAVE A CREATIVE MINDEST RN

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solluve · 2 years

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luxiem school drabbles!!

I was vv busy due to exams and test huhuu, I still have a upcoming final exam

noctyx ver coming out soon !!!

modern school au but you lowkey have a rivalry in most of them!!!I HATE SCHOOL

warning; kissing/ mentions (belehg) long passage be warned, lowkey bad ass writing lmfao IM EMBARSSED

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vox

You were terribly annoyed, you had every right to be! Once again, the embodiment of the devil had beaten you again for test scores, and he was shoving it right in your face.

"Really? A 85% y/n? Cmon, I seriously thought you could do better." His voice boomed in the hallways, you didn't even know why he had decided to follow you outside the classroom. Whatever goes on in the classroom, is suppose to stay. You had just hoped that the sea of people who block his view of you.

How did he even manage to get a higher grade than you? From what you knew, he'd simply just lean on his chair during class and break the dress code with those hideous flip flops. He wasn't even a teachers favorite! In fact, all teachers hated him, but all students had loved him. He wasn't super athletic, but he was decent at almost any sport the school threw at him. He just probably did it all for the girls and boys to fawn over. Who knows, maybe even a student had given him am extra study lesson in exhange for quality time or sports advice.

His tall stature gave him the advantage in the hallways however, despite your constant twist and turns around students and diffrent hallways, his pursuit continued until you reached your locker.

A loud slam erupted from the impact of hand to metal, and your head had shot to your side. One hand on the locker supported his figure, and he stared at you menacingly with a smirk ingraved into his features. Oh how you'd pay to rip it right off.

"Are you done following me, stalker? You won, whatever." You sighed and started to fumble with the combination code to your locker. You didn't understand why you were even nervous, you had no fear for this man at all, you just wanted him gone.

"Stalker? how hurtful y/n! But Besides, I'm not done celebrating. Don't you think I deserve something for my first ever win?" He boasted, you could still see the crumbled up paper that represented his test score smashed agasint the locker.

"I have nothing to give besides my congratulations. Now shoo." You peered stadight into his crimson hues, he was clearly amused by your defensive behavior.

"Well, I guess I should just claim my victory reward then. Every treasure needs hard work anyways" he sighed, and quickly cupped your face with his hands, smashing his lips onto yours.

Your eyes had sprawled in shock, not once during it did your body relax, but you didn't complain either.

He pulled away playfully, a crescent smile was painted onto him, it looked so much better than that menacing smirk.

"I dont remember that being a part of the war?!"

"You don't even remeber the test answers. 85%."

like he smashed ur lips onto yours, you smashed your leg up his

okok I'll stfu

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shu (love this mf too)

How could you even compete with this man?! If vox was the devil, he was the angel. He was top of your computer science class, and it didn't even look like he paid attention either. Did he join this class just to show off? Or is this some type of help-failing-students-in-computer-sceince program he was in. Your dear freind had failed that class until they got tutor by the magical man, and all of a sudden they improved gradually! We're all your lectures never enough for them?! You were already a decent student in the class, you turned about an assignment or two late every month, but that was just it! So why did he have to show up and "out do" you in anything with such a nice persona?! There was something up, you just knew it. There had to be something sinister and evil about this oh so perfect shu yamino. And it was your death wish to find out!

And the only way somebody would start such a difficult mission is to be with the man himself.

"Aha, Shu Yamino, may I please discuss something with you?" You had asked right when the bell had rung, Computer science was your last peroid, so you didn't think you'd be bothering him as much. He had given you a nod to continue as he began to shut off his computer and collect his stuff, you had gone completely silent until he fully turned towards you with a questioning look.

Honeslty up front he was better looking than you had thought. You never came to realize his highlights in his hair, or the way his middle part resembled a banana more than you had made it seem to be in your head, longer yet slightly thinning hair as it went down adorned his neck and landed at around his collarbone. A v shaped smile and bright purple orbs had just combined everything together. You need to get YOUR act together too.

With a quick throat clearing and straighting of posture, you had finally spoke to your secretly worse enemy;

"I'm. Having...Trouble..?" Was all you can manage to put out. You could've slapped yourself in that moment, now he probably thinks your having trouble trying to form a simple sentence as well. But in response, a breathy chuckle emitted out of his vocal chords

"Trouble? Sure, on what specific topic?" Aha! He bought it so easily! You didn't ever think the nerd would be so easy to manipulate— no like seriously. It's concerning how easy that was.

"I'm having trouble on Algorithm." You blurted, honestly that was one of the most simplest stuff ever, it was honestly a requirement to know that before you took the class. You just sorta blurted it out. He had bought everything you had said so far, but he'd probably now doubt you. He knew you were smart, and knew that you avoided him like the plague. This was too obvious, it's better to abort the mission by no—

"Sure, when are you free? I can do today if that's sounds well."

oh.

"Aha! Great, I can do it.. at the Cafe nearby Lake ave..does that sound well?" Shit. It took all of your willpower to compose yourself. That was terribly unexpected, so much so that you honestly regretted everything. All you had to do now was wait until your doom.

You even forgot what this was all for.

You waited at the exact spot your proposed the idea too. A nervous wreck. You had to remind yourself half way what you were here for.

'Find the bad side of shu yamino'. All you had to do was act terribly stupid! Surely he would snap at you, and you'd finally find out the truth.

But here you were, shu yamino ever so patient. You had done everything! You asked stupid questions, you have fumbled with your paper. You even had thought about going to far lengths like spilling the mysterious drink he bought. You wonder what it even was, it smelled awful. For some reason however, the man never stopped smiling and holding his calm persona. It was a facade, you knew it! All it would take it a final push to break it down, despite everything you knew your were close.

With one more stupid question of repetition, he sighed and put down his pencil. Fianlly, you had succeed—

"Give it up. I know you."

huh? "Did you really think I'd fall for this? I know that your a good student, I just played along with everything. Right when you came up to me I automatically knee what you were up to! But, I enjoyed this date of ours very much."

Wait, date?

You were bummed and embarssed he had caught you, but maybe it was for good. Maybe your mission was just to get closer to shu.

and maybe you could mark it as successful.

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mysta

How annyoing,, it was terribly difficult to work with that man! You prided yourself in making sure nobody had broken hallway rules, you were never annyoing when correcting and reminding people, but you were when it came to him.

Mysta Rias was not only one the schools pranksters, but the "make-yn-have-the-worst-day-everinator!" He'd constantly run in the hallways, sometimes even using school property to swing himself around like a parkour course! Like your math teacher isn't going to give you extra points becuase you jumped off the water fountain at a 90° angle. Maybe you can use your poor math skills to find out the damage cost of that same fountain.

And there he went again in the middle of transition blocks, shouts of students in discomfort as he pushed past them in a mocking manner. This time for sure you would catch him, you just...also need to push past the sea of people. In a action of haste you also discarded the murmurs and other children's grunts as you rushed past everyone, and you held a firm grip upon the brunette.

Finally, You had caught the mf! Now at it was left was to drag him to the principles office and stop his stupid antics. However, a kid with green eyes stared back at you with fear.

Wrong fucking kid.

The sea of people had cast out into there classes, you held onto the kid in total shock. This was so embarrassing!! YOU GRABBED THE WRONG KID. YOU HAD ONE JOB OML

You heard a menacing irrating laughter behind you, and you new who it fucking belonged to.

"LMFAOO, you deadass thought I was that mf?! Who do you think I am?!" A fucking idiot tbh..

In a mfing FLASH you had grabbed mysta instead, dragging his ass into the direction of the princapls office. He had chuckled on the way there..until he had relized where your actually taking him.

The cocky,, arrogant persona quickly changed into one of desperation.

"Wait, you can't take me there! That will be like my what, 15th visit?! Hey cmon, I thought we were freinds, in fact, more than that!! You can't just betray me like this!!" He had scrambled out of your grip and stood right back up, quickly grabbing your shoulders and putting you in place.

"How 'bout this, if you don't take me there, I'll reward you with..a kiss!"

you gon be a enemy of the state if he keeps this up

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luca

Where do I start with the Jock of the school. Definition of, "Bronze but no Brains." Infact, you were probably his brains. You tutored him a lot, much to the jealousy of practically everyone in the school. It was a pain to tutor him, it was like training a dog on how to play card games. He constantly tried to change the subject, and he constantly had tried to get YOU to work out with him. You were never interested in physical activity, you much had rather secured your diploma using academic skills. You honestly thought it was all pointless, you had to be terribly good at the sport to get a diploma, it was honestly heart wrenching to see kids go through it.

But not Luca, Luca had such a postive attuide, it was like he wasn't educated on how the world and school had worked. He believe everyone could get anything. Which is a good way to think about stuff, but it's not good to apply it to everything you do.

Luca had always told you the same exact thing however. "Try the sport! I'm sure you'll be amazing at it!" And you had always told him the exact thing, "No thank you."

You had repeated the same thing every time until it was his Birthday. The 10 of April, right when the temp began to rise into spring bliss.

"Its fmy birthday wish! That's all I want from you. No presents, gift, cake, nothing!" He shouted from across the study room, in which you angrily placed your finger to your lip in a an act to shut him up, but he still persisted.

You need to also teach him that presents and gift are basically the same thing.

"Just try one sport, I'll be your coach! We can do it after school when nobody else is here so you won't feel embarrassed to fianlly move your noodle arms around!"

What a backhanded mf.

You had a headache from his nonsense, to the point you mindlessly told him 'fine' just so you could have a moment to yourself to recover. You had completely forgotten about it, until he dragged you onto the field.

You were already out of breath from running there, now you had to actually play the sport?! You didn't even get a pick! He immediately chose football. He chucked a football towards you, in which you immediately ducked for cover.

You both knew this was going to be a terribly long day.

Minutes turned into minutes, hours into hours, you had completely lost track of everything. You laid on the field in exhaustion, as he joined you a couple minutes later— for some reason. You don't remeber inviting him.

"So! That was fun, yeah?" You had groaned in response, but you wouldn't lie to him, it was terribly fun for once.

"Whatever, my body is going to feel terribly sore tomorrow."

"I could kiss it to make it feel better!"

punch him he has cooties

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Ike

He was honestly perfect, and honestly the most sane out of everyone. He was at the top of his class, and had his fair share of sports and extra circular activities. He put teachers to shame with his own knowledge. And that'd exactly where it had lead you to.

Somehow you had managed to get into a AP English class. You never knew why, maybe it was becuase they ran out of people and decided to throw in students who they thought they could do well, or maybe they actually thought you were smart! Option 1 sounds more realistic though.

Your class was assigned another essay to write, and honestly you were ar the verge of a breaking point. ANOTHER essay? You could've sworn you just finished one about an historical white man. But hey, who's keeping track? Your not even keeping track of the your cup of coffee that tipped off your desk.

A huge splash echoed through the class, and a damped feeling sunk into your uniform. Shit, did that really just happen? Your gaze turned to the cup of coffee that was fully ruined, and wasted among the floor. That was going to a pain to clean up.

But wait—that's not even the point! You don't care about how tedious it will be the clean up, you care about all the eyes on you and your uniform! This was terribly embarrassing, you didn't even know what to think, your mind simply went blank. The bi haired male started back at your from the other side of the classroom, and the teacher muttered something before going to grab the janitor. Your mind was completely blank, you could hear kids snickering amongst themselves. You didn't even feel like crying, you just prayed you were dreaming.

Amongst your frantic thoughts, a hand decorated in diffrent rings reached out to you. You had peered up to see the same Bi- color haired male, the same bi colored orbs gazing right back. He had a concerned smile, and he urged his hand closer, signaling you to take it. It was almost like he teleported from his seat to you.

"Your clothes, let's stop by the office to get another uniform." He muttered, and you gladly took it. You rather had been anywhere besides that classroom.

It was silent on the walk there, you were questioning a lot of things, but especially him. You could've sworn he didn't talk to anyone else, you saw him with a freind group once, but that was it. None of his freinds were in the same AP English class either, so it was werid why he was the one to offer to take you.

Maybe he pitied you that badly.

If only you recognized how he always stared at you in class, and it wasn't just becuase you spilled coffee everywhere that one day.

You were a nervous wreck, and he was for a completely diffrent reason.

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alban but he turned into a cat headcanons !!this is a cry for help blame everything on shu.

these fics are based on the avatar the vtuber protays. NOT the real person. (so some things may be not relating to the real person but the avatars apperance)

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alban

we all saw this coming everyone but YOU u came home one day and the door was unlocked like nah...ain't no way someone broke in. you literally began to panic you panicked BUT DIDNT THINK STRAIGHT ENOUGH U JUST BARGED INTO THE HOUSE like at least call ur freind. you were scanning the house in pure fear until a purple haired mf caught ur attention that one bitch u see hanging out with all the other colorful bitches shu yamino.. nah man wtf. he just looks at you and chuckles awkwardly LIKE HELLO U SHOULD BE THE ONE LAUGHING. ugh whatever your still not relaxed tho have u SEEN THIS MF MUSCLES HE COULD STANGLE YOU WHY IS HE HERE before you can even gather yourself he just places a brown cat onto the counter straight faced and everything staring right into ur soul the cat is too. blahnlah blah shu explains how he turned ur boyfriend into a cat.

"yeah sorry....don't sue me please" —shu 2022

ur just nodding and thinking he's joking Like alban does pranks this wouldn't be a surprise until YOU RELIZED THE EYES OF THAT MF CAT JUST LIKE ALBANS SO NOW UR LOWKEY LIKE "ohh so this is rlly him. aha." AND WHAT DOES SHU MEAN BY IT WILL TAKE A WHILE FOR A CURE U WANTED A BOYFREIND NOT A CAT AS ONE. whatever now ur in charge of him. he is literally the phase I am speed HE WONT STOP SCURRYING EVERYWHRRE STOP TRYING TO CLIMB UP THE WALLS VERTICALLY at one point U MANGAED TO FIANLLY CATCH THAT MF and yk what he did? meow menacingly. MF WHO U MEOWING AT. You just dropped him right there and he began to scurry again he like a little rat IN WHICH U DID TEST SOMETHINF ON HIM u have to entertain the cat someway you tried a string to a gray sock to mimic a rat and placed it on the floor you chuckled to ur self but... WHERE IS THE SOCK THE SOCK IS GONE. and u just see a little brown mfer absolutely RIPPING IT UP he better pay for that I love my socks. (he's a thief for a reason ig) He absolutely ripped the place up. wallpaper teared just like your wallet. WAS HE EVEN AWARE?? DID HE STILL HAVE A BRAIN?? yes. He was aware. cause when he got tired, he sat right infornt of you and smiled. he knew it cheshire cat smile can cats even smile he did it anyways AND YK HE DID?? AFTER HE WAS DONE HE JUMPED ON THE COUCH WITH YOU he tried to nuzzle his face into your neck but u were still lowkey pissed UNTIL YOU HEARD IT HE PURRED !! THE MF PURRED. your heart absolutely exploded hearing that. So you allowed him to just do it he's kinda cute for a cat

but he def radiated "nya nya motherfucker" vibes

and then shu at 2am manged to break in again since he got a shortcut to get the cure like mfer how and why are u doing that get a restraining order.

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solluve · 2 years

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dosmetic notycx headcanons !! but u can see who I love most

these fics are based on the avatar the vtuber portrays . NOT the real person. (so some things may be not relating to the real person but the avatars apperance)

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alban knox

cheeky mf i feel like he's an okay cook but that brownie on that one cooking stream was.....it was smthing !!! it deadass looked burnt I'm sorry like you guys switch with doing the cooking or some times this mfer naps away trying to get out of doing it. HE PROBABLY STEALS UR PLUSHES AND SLEEPS WITH THEM like out of the house, ur not stealing my tuxedosam plushie ihy we love him anyways tho he'd be decent at cleaning like to be a thief u gotta be clean with ur moves yk ?? so it's not that much of a surprise if u come home and the house is clean,, but he cleans only the days HE WANTS TO !! if he's lazying around the house....don't even attempt to get him up atp. revoke cuddling privileges that will get him up and cleaning he will whine when u refuse to give him a kiss while cleaning

"do u not love me anymore?!?mf after everything I did for ur ass?!"

stfu all u did was laze around and steal , no we do not love u anymore please give him a kiss he won't stfu

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sony

he'd blast the TV. that's the headcanons it will be like 1am and all u here is some mfing McDonald's commercial

"can u turn that down??"

"..it's alr down..?"

mf no it's literally AT VOL 64 TURN IT OFF he'd probably laugh abt it to when you forcefully take the remote and turn it down, but that means u gotta take it from his hands he'd probably stand up and watch u try and reach for it lmfao if ur as tall as him...just literally slap him please he's actually tidy tbh he just doesn't like tripping over random shit in the hallways if he does he'll yell ur name dramaticly

"yn!!!"

you come running over in panic and it's just him huddled on the floor and in the corner of ur eye u just see a mf BANANA PEEL like yk u didn't put that there. he prob did for the attention tbh you'd be force to smother him with affection so he stops bitching abt how much it hurts call him out and he'd give u a cheeky ass smile let him sleep outside tonight

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fulgur

DECENT MAN!!! knows when to clean and he's not a bad cook but yk we can't have it all the amount of subtle pranks this mfer does on you like nah I thought alban WAS BAD W/ HIS PRANKS? He def do worse like instead of coffee beans he probably puts actual beans (that's least he's done) like..what he also would buy u the achololic mouthwash so ur mouth burns He loves you though, if u don't like it he'll probably aplogize not after laughing for 15 mins straight he cooks pretty well but he did compliment mystas food once how are u gonna do that. good cook but maybe bad taste in food we'll never know he also tries to make you exercise more if u haven't tried it yet if you have....u probably gonna get more intense workouts mf got ROBOTIC ARMS he can def do a plank or two for a longer amount of time like get ready mf if you tell him to recommend you a workout shecdule he's responsible though he knows when your tired or even exhausted he offers to carry you home afterwards dwdw

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yugo (love this mf)

one of the best out there he's responsible, can cook (I want his takoyaki GIVE ME HIS TAKOYAKI.) he cleans OK he cleans....everything but his room. his room isn't bad bad....but it's not good good music sheets everywhere, maybe an energy drink if ur lucky, and his pc still opened to some music website you can find him in the pile of blankets he isn't THAT neglectful about his room , he knows it's messy but.. music comes first !! whenever you ask him about it he's like,

"aha...well.. I have such great ideas for beats and stufd that I'll forget them if I clean my room yk?"

LIKE WRITE THEM DOWN ON NOTES !! LIKE THE EIGHT COUNTS AND SHI I deadass forgot how to read music notes it's been like 3 years. I quit playing clarinet my ass took if for 5 years. he'd laugh and just scuffle your head aww cute CLEAN UR ROOM when he does...he does it to fast. Ain't no WAY u cleaned that shit up in 20 mins. you check the closet, drawers, and shelfs to see if he just hid stuff in there nope. Everything is clean. what kind of magic. clean my room next. he also loves movie nights with you PICKS THE WORST MOVIE you all get cuddly and shit and he turns the TV onto THE CATS MUSICAL you just stare straight at him...and when he looks at you he gives u a kiss aww cute GIVE ME THE REMOTE he doesn't even understand how bad the movies are sometimes, BUT HE WILL KNOW HOW BAD THE MUSIC IS "did u like the movie?" "yeah it was pretty good! the music was okay.." WDYM BY, "PRETTY GOOD"? THE CGI IS TERRIFYING AND WERID. THE WHOLE SHIT WAS CREEPY. he needs to see a movie critique and learn.

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uki

probably the best out there but he's your nightmare. HE WILL OUTRIGHT CRITIQUE UR CLOTHING STYLE in a nice way "if u don't take that off rn bitch" he could say worse like did you SEE his unpacking stream? I need to book an appointment with him cause he was ripping that girls clothing style up. he loves you, trust me!! he loves u sm that he doesn't want to see u wearing that 'shit' you guys knew I was gonna say this but NAIL ART NIGHT. YOU CANT CONVINCE ME THIS MF DOESNT DO GOOD NAIL ART. but hes still a bit mean abt it

"you want that art? ilysm but......." SHUT UP he'll do it anyways and reassures u you're fine HE ALSO DOES MF SKIN CARE And extensive skin care routine. He loves doing it with you. if ur willing.

"uki...what is this?"

"I thought ud never asked."

blabkahblah goes on a whole speech about salicylic acid, Benzoyl Peroxide, Alpha hydroxy acids like just tell me it's for acne. def eats those gummies for strong nails, hair, skin

"are those Flintstone gummies?"

"no for your information they are actually hair skin and nails vitamins with biotin & vitamin c by nature's bounty optimal solutions, hair skin and nails gummies - strawberry flavored, 80 gummies (3 pack btw) 80 count"🤓🤓🤓

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