the communal jaywalk is a powerful thing
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touch me while your bros play papa’s freezeria
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reblog and put in the tags the first name of the person you had your first kiss with
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I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?
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wikipedia Tell me about this man's personal life
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I walked up to a restaurant entrance at the same time as this guy and he held the first door for me and then I held the second door for him and he said "we call that the Midwestern two-step" with a laugh and I've been thinking about it all day.
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why are you smiling at your phone who are you texting
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NO OTHER PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM GETS TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSES!! THE SIZE AND DISTANCE OF OUR MOON FROM EARTH AND THE SUN MAKE THE PERFECT CIRCUMSTANCES TO GET TOTALITY!!! THE EARTH AND MOON ARE SOOOO COOL AND OF COURSE OUR SUN!! I LOVE LIVING ON EARTH I LOVE YOU EARTH I LOVE YOUUUUU MOON I LOVE YOU SUN
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i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good
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“I’m following someone, and it triggers a Holy War.”
Lady Jessica and Paul Atreides in Dune (2021) // The Road; The Shadow; Too Long, Too Narrow, Maria Martins (1946)
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your house is on fire and your children are gone
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Portrait commission for @atimeforroses , thank you so much!!!
L to R: Alys Arryn with Aelor, Aelora and Prince Rhaegel. Behind, Matarys, Kiera of Tyrosh and Valarr with Jena Dondarrion and Prince Baelor Breakspear. King Daeron II and his Queen Myriah Martell. Behind them Prince Maekar, his sons Daeron (the Drunken) and Aerion (Brightflame). Sitting in front of them Dyanna Dayne with little Rhae, Daella, Aegon (Egg), and Aemon. To their right Prince Aerys and Aelinor Penrose.
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I don’t need a vacation when I have this view
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