when the academic article is so good it has you giggling and kicking your feet

Biden better plant some votes if he wants that election bc I don’t see it for that hoe at all….. he better go to them Illuminati meetings and pop some pussy otherwise it’s curtains for grandpa

'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

im sorry i invoke the crazy pussy line literally every five minutes, it just has such perfect rhythm and endlessly rattles around in my mind

i want them to have a conversation

i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground

art imitates art

WHEN YOU WAKE UP NEXT TO HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WITH YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HANDS YOU’RE NOTHING MORE THAN HIS WIFE

Kevin mcallister jigsaw apprentice

wait wait can you want a dick but not in a guy way but like just to have one???

you can do whatever you want forever

wait wait can you want a dick but not in a guy way but like just to have one???

you can do whatever you want forever

wait wait can you want a dick but not in a guy way but like just to have one???

you can do whatever you want forever

wait wait can you want a dick but not in a guy way but like just to have one???

you can do whatever you want forever