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me, a lazy winemaker
“fuck fuck fuck” *frantically squeezing grapes into an empty wine bottle 2 minutes before the Big Wine Tasting Competition*
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yeah
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Bird 03 and 04! [Pattern]
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this too shall pass
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Tumblr flagged this post as sexually explicit and it's literally just a trans dude in high fantasy art.
Make it make sense.
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fruice,,, 🥭🍎🍏🍑🍐🍊🍇🍓
,,, vegdebles 🥦🍆🥑🥒🥔🥕🫑🌽
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monkyeon’s stickchuck has me in tears 💀
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I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 
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IM GONAN SELL THIS 8DEA TO DAVE N BUSTER && MAKE A BAZILLION DOLLAR$
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anerican choese
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me when I see a mutual on the dash after they change their user
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please watch this i cant stop thinking about it
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Fuck it. Crochet cartilaginous stingray skeleton
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Since the r-slur is making a comeback (you know, the word that starts with R, has six letters, and ends in D), I'm gonna make a little PSA:
Yes, it's an ableist slur.
Terms like "asshat," "head-up-ass," "up their own ass," and "high on their own farts" exist. There's also words like crap, dogshit, half-assed, assclown, and chucklefuck. And on the less vulgar side, there are terms like ridiculous, nonsense, train wreck, pointless, insipid, self-absorbed, pretentious, annoying, boring, contemptible, vile, and disgusting.
Substituting words like restarted, poptarted, brain damaged, smoothbrain, etc. is still ableist, because either 1. you obviously still mean the r-word, or 2. you're still using disability as an insult.
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