Imagine you get arrested for a crime you didn't commit. It's super dramatic and the cop arresting you acts like you personally killed his dog the whole time and you're so confused. Eventually you go to trial and you find out the horrible crime not-you committed was violating parole. You're just about to be convicted of this crime you didn't commit and the fucking mayor sprints in and shouts "It was me! I did it!" Then proceeds to get arrested instantly. You'd be so fucking confused right
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careful with that
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canaries with my favourite b99 bit
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skyfish go!!!!!!!!!!!
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"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.
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i like to think of soulless pacifist as a morally unsound sibling road trip
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it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this
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frisk & chara
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happy chilchuck daughters mentioned day
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confusing Odysseus and Orpheus is like confusing a liar and a lyre. send post
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Dungeon Meshi - Pre orders open for Marcilles Familiar
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no context
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New episode made me think of this
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