Don't even know what this means
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Melissa McCarthy really did lose weight goddamn sis go off I'm proud
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Mfs say they horny not one horn on they head gotdamn
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If you look in a mirror in Japan you see your animal crossing character
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okay not to be a downer but i have prophetic dreams occasionally and i think i had one last night.
in my dream, a large, black mass of liquid ash was rising from the ocean, thousands of miles into the sky. everyone that went to fight it got absorbed into it. the air and water became toxic. storm clouds formed next to it and it started raining acid.
take from that what you will, normally i ignore this shit but. not this one
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Nvm robots I guess
There will literally never be anything as cool as the lore and moral conundrum of the Jurassic franchise
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Being calm in a situation is not the same as not understanding the stakes
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Them shits really be more than meets the eye, huh?
They really out here in disguise, huh?
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They really out here in disguise, huh?
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Dude keeps the "I can fuck your daughter" card on him
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Fuck you mean 'freshmen aren't allowed to have cars'??
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Really didn't wanna see that bitch finger dudes gills
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Light: tent
Tight: hammock
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It's ok not to like me
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Could hoes stay out my dms for like 3 minutes I'm trynna fucking watch grown-ish goddamn
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Flex on French people by pronouncing the letters at the end of their words and convincing them that they're wrong.
English is the Lingua Franca now bitch
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