sodatabsandspiders
Ducky
peanut gallery in the back, shenaniganizer, riddled with genetic disadvantages, i ned, expert craftsman (of bruschetta), aspiring cephalodysphoric, MORE NUN SEX 2024, self mutilation enthusiast, gas leak poster, manually hinged, proper orange and jammy, garbage body, best damn skuncle north of the mississippi
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THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS (2002)
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clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism
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the dude at that second hand store knew what he was talking about, this is a good show
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my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”
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decriminalize:
sex work
addiction
criminalize:
golf
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ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn
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a post-doc was doing a guest seminar at my institute and at the beginning of his presentation he was explaining why he chose birds for his evolutionary analysis - so he said "well first of all, because birds are the best and most interesting animals and it's fun to study them" and a few professors in the room gave him a very serious nod
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Silver tetradrachm, Thrace, 288-281 BC
from The Penn Museum
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Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.
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makes me smile when people are like ,,,, “that boy over there is charlotte she’s cool” or “codey; he’s sprout’s girlfriend” like YES!! i love confusing people with my gender !!
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Piracy is fine. Downloading a boat as we speak
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daily affirmations
I am a vortex of Bullshit
I attract Toxicity
I attract Negative energy
Wealth and Success flee from me
Angelic guides Abandon me due to my Personality Disorder
My Higher Self is trapped inside of a Prism and being tortured by Demons
Powerful Forces are conspiring for my Downfall
My Crystal's are Busted
My Chakras are Spinning Backeards
My Pineal Gland is replaced.with a Deer Pellet
I suck Positive Vibes out of the Room and Replace them with Rancidity and Hatred
I attract Drama
My Children Hate me
Bugs Grow in my Whiote Girl Dreds
My Twin Flame left me for a Pleadiean Bitch with 6 Penise's
My OF is Failing
My SoundCloud is Shadowbanned
My Volkswagon Golf has a Catastrophic Oil Leak
I have Ozempic Face
I have Nothing
My life is Fucked
My life is Fucked
My life is Fucked
MY LIFE IS fucked.
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