if u pay attention there are themes and motifs on my blog

no sburb beta earth au where dave "microcelebrity" strider suddenly gains a big following on the internet after a spike of people discover his sbahj comics online when a screenshot of one goes particularly viral and turns into a [top text/bottom text] meme and some hipsters are like "woah,, this is actually some really avant garde stuff". when he's churning these out sitting in the bathroom stall at school once a day during lunch period. so then he gets REALLY popular and then inevitably gets cancelled at some point when a communications/poli sci major reads one of his comics and then types up a whole memo board explaining how sbahj is actually neo-conservative propaganda written as part of a conspiracy to undermine the 2008 obama presidency. and there's a whole rage war since the memo board was written really convincingly with red arrows and circles drawn around sweet bro's head and everything and dave hasn't made any public statements about it and also no one actually understands what sbahj is about. so threads are being written up about this and people are like emailing death threats to each other over it and someone even tries to doxx him and then manages to find out he lives in texas and some people start actually taking the whole thing seriously because He's From Texas (never mind the fact it's houston). meanwhile dave just started his midterms and he has to focus because he actually cares about school and his future and so he takes a short "hiatus" which people freak out even more over because they take it as him backing away due to the allegations online. and then after winter break dave comes back and opens up a q&a for his 169th "bro wee ar doign it wee ar making it hapen" special and at some point after a barrage of questions in his inbox (q: was "swety bro and hela jeff crassh on the freway" inspired by a real car accident you were in? a: i don't own a car / q: what job do you have in real life? a: unemployed but i pick up roadkill off the street sometimes / q: who did you vote for in the 2008 primaries a: i didn't) someone finally has the bright idea to ask "hey how old are you" and he replies "i'm 13" and all hell breaks loose.

i was looking at those old style postcards (you know the ones) and i thought... what if the homestuck lands had a version of them? i was gonna do something scenic but it ended up being jade throwing a snowball at dave's head, oh well

LOVE the sequencing on tmbg albums. it's always like:

track 1: ooaahh theres a little creature in my garbage disposal and i have to be careful. not to crush. him

track 2: my mind feels like it's being smashed with hammers every day and night. my soul is a tar pit. my psychiatrist killed himself. I am a broken shell of a man

track 3: on november 7th 1876 rutherford b hayes was declared the winner of the us presidential election despite his opponent samuel j tilden garnering a majority of the popular vote

*if you've heard a couple songs but don't really know much about them, or haven't listened in a long while, you can play!

Me after accidentally stepping into the Malicious Portal and ending up in an alternate universe: Dang...what music will I possibly listen to now?

John Liminal, John Fansblood, Marty Heller, Dan Killer and Danny Warfare:

THE WORLD IS HEALING

TMBG BEST SONG VII ROUND 2 PART 1:

ALBUM: Factory Showroom (1996)

I just taught myself how to snap while scrolling through your blog

Scroll long enough, and you’ll be able to do backflips and frontflips.

“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this

please be upstanding for the mayor of simpleton!

four kids play a game...

i like drawing him looking dejected

THEY MIGHT BE HOMESTUCK

>Enter name.

JOHN LINNELL

>Enter... other name(???)

JOHN FLANSBURGH

Your names are JOHN FLANSBURGH and JOHN LINNELL. By some horrible coincidence, you are BOTH NAMED JOHN. You both like playing MUSIC, and you are in a BAND. Its name is THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS.

happy 4/13. this is my contribution

Day 92

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