you know what time it is
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He can’t wait to go to doggy school…
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There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18
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(via sir_dancelot)
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know what I always disliked when i was growing up? when adults would tell me not to say i hated something because “hate is a strong word.” yeah???? so???? im 9 and i have strong feelings
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my brain is fired
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my surprise soup themed wedding
me: *rolls a single can of soup down the isle before I start walking*
guests: ?????????????????????????????
me: :)
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i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed
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i’m such a “look at the sky” “look at the sunset” “look at the moon” stay in the car to listen to the rest of the song typa person
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Wooooooooo chile!
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Say that again, but slowly.
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