Tumgik
Text
you know what time it is
Tumblr media
48K notes · View notes
Video
He can’t wait to go to doggy school…
169K notes · View notes
Text
There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18
447K notes · View notes
Photo
Tumblr media
(via sir_dancelot)
15K notes · View notes
Text
know what I always disliked when i was growing up? when adults would tell me not to say i hated something because “hate is a strong word.” yeah???? so???? im 9 and i have strong feelings
163K notes · View notes
Text
my brain is fired 
375K notes · View notes
Text
my surprise soup themed wedding
me: *rolls a single can of soup down the isle before I start walking*
guests: ?????????????????????????????
me: :)
97K notes · View notes
Text
i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed
534K notes · View notes
Text
i’m such a “look at the sky” “look at the sunset” “look at the moon” stay in the car to listen to the rest of the song typa person
516K notes · View notes
Photo
Tumblr media
407K notes · View notes
Photo
Tumblr media
50K notes · View notes
Photo
Tumblr media
Wooooooooo chile!
470K notes · View notes
Photo
Tumblr media
365K notes · View notes
Photo
Tumblr media
14K notes · View notes
Photo
Tumblr media
Say that again, but slowly.
123K notes · View notes
Photo
Tumblr media
47K notes · View notes
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
270K notes · View notes