me: make more movies with black and gay people

inevitably, some guy: so you want straight white people EXTINCT???!??????

there was a meme going around and i fixed it

# stop it

do you ever put a keysmash into google to see if someone out there did the exact same keysmash as you

Average from a million frames of Last Week Tonight

i’m always vaguely in an airport

in the year 2022, the new hot hip-hop subgenre is something called “Squirty”. rapper Lil’ Gravy is tearing up the hot 100 with his new single, “Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb111163″.  Also Soundcloud has been renamed to Soundclown due to a change.org petition

Burning Ammonium Dichromate 

This is also how you summon demons from the gates of hell

im screaming

I love being in love and financially stable its so wavy

i still have literally no idea what trump’s “would/wouldn’t” thing even means. like his statement doesn’t make sense either way, can someone please explain to me what the big deal is

or is it just cannon fodder for liberal comedians like “hahaha trump misspoke”