hey guys if you’re planning on making a vaguepost on the dashboard can you message me with the details and some of the lore behind the vague post you’re making. a vaguepost for the dash and a detailedpost for me. because i like to know what’s going on. if you do this i will automatically take your side because you’ve done the right thing by letting me know what’s up. thanks in advance ❤️

Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing

Being on your phone at work:

I recently got my old professional headshot (long hair, light makeup) replaced with a much newer one (short hair, no makeup) and while I am visibly rounder than I was as a new grad, I look at the new photo and go ‘it me’ vs the old one which was very ‘I don’t know her’

Professional gender euphoria I suppose

i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

just saw someone call d-cups small. in what world

this too shall pass

sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

I’m replaying Elden Ring so I won’t be rusty for the dlc and I am fucking cruising through this playthrough

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.

The Pantagraph, Bloomington, Illinois, October 7, 1943

Sometimes you hear a song a bunch as a kid and assume it was super popular and then 26 years later find out that it peaked at number 14 in Australia

I wish I was this photogenic

im starting to think you guys dont like it when stories make you feel things