learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day

As always

Getting on the bus with an art portfolio is soooo humbling

I’ll never forget the time I was sitting with this guy, nice kid, didn’t know him well, I think we must have had a bottle of wine or some questionable hashish or something, and in response to an awkward silence I just started talking and ended up going on a long meandering rant about how ugly American robins are. I’m talking a full monologue. I had an intro and conclusion. It was pointlessly vehement. I have never been so mean or loquacious about anything in my life.

Consider my horror when this perfectly nice guy wordlessly lifted his shirt to reveal a full-torso prismacolor tattoo of his spiritual soul animal, the American robin.

thinking about falin touden breasting boobily as she turns someone's head into tomato paste. i dont think they have a name for the disease i hauve.

People in the lost media community are losing their minds about one of their favorite songs coming from a porno but all I could think was how Mahna Mahna from the Muppets originated from a sleazy italian 60s mondo film

it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.

Centuripe, province in Enna, Sicily, Italy

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

the sigh of relief i let out after clicking on the last block of spoiler text

Wait for the drop 😂😂😂😂

Imagine being the only person alive who can say this