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Warlock arrived home from his posh private school.
Nanny saw that he was upset about something, possibly something that happened at school or something his father had said to him that morning.
She didn’t ask him, and helped him out of his coat.
He clutched his book bag to his chest. “I have history to read,” he muttered, zipping past her into the kitchen.
She silently followed him and proceeded to put the kettle on for tea.
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Here’s a link to a google sheet of ALL BAIL FUNDS around the country. You can also add missing bail funds here by messaging me!
Please spread this link around!
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Flashy Genderfluid Snek Chronicles
Part 5/5 ~ Grand finale !  ( Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 )
Weird faces - check. Ambiguous clothing - check. Douchbag vibes - check. 
(Want more informations ? Want a single big file ? ~ Go to my dA)
Now let’s play a game : can you find all the hidden sneks ? ;]
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We made a little thing, to celebrate 30 years of Good Omens, and to cheer people up. I hope you like it. Feel free to reblog...
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Forever disappointed we didn’t see Hastur and Ligur’s “car shaped” object in the show. Just what the hell would that look like? Crowley’s boots I get, he’s a snake and they are boots that almost look like snake skin boots. He’s just walking around bare foot.
But the car shaped object…I can’t help imagining Hastur and Ligur with their limited imagination just getting under a card board box, walking around with it on top of them and disillusioning it to look like Crowley’s car, the only car they remember really.
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Look me in the eyes and tell me I'm wrong.
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When War finds out she technically has an angelic father, she wants to use it to hurt the angel. She wants to remind him that he is the reason, cause a war in his mind.
The first time she sees him she calls him dad.
He is so viscerally hurt and horrified that he flees fast across the world. He spends years doing good things for people and doing miracles for the betterment of humanity.
War is satisfied with her work. But then she feels something the personification if War never should.
Guilt. She throws it down to continue.
When she calls him dad, this time she grins and he looks back with a gore that could break glaciers clean in half. Somehow she feels a juggling feeling in her chest.
He walks away first.
The third time that War called Aziraphale dad, it went the same.
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Before the apocalypse she paid her angelic origin a visit, between starting a war in small countries all over the place.
She face him as he was in his shop and slouches on his chair until he noticed her and startled so heavily she feels satisfaction and guilt.
“Hello dad.”
The angel pauses for a moment and sighs, “Hello War.”
She hums, “have any booze? Maybe a gun or two?”
“I have cards and wine.”
She groans. “You are no fun. Old as shit.”
He hums and tuts at the language, he has slowly become accustomed to her antics. After 1300 AD he just dealt with her and all that she entailed. He felt horrible that he was the reason she existed but also a small part of him enjoyed knowing there was something he created.
It was a terrible thought that he stabbed swiftly before it grew.
“Fiiine! Wine then.”
“Magic words?”
“No.”
He tuts and continues pitting books away, and she goes to grab one to maybe throw at him and he turns with a huff and snaps. All throwable objects are away from War.
She gives harumph and opens her hands in a gimme motion.
“I won’t even acknowledge you if you don’t have manners.”
Finally the fiery woman shaped horseperson groaned, “wine. Please.”
He give a self satisfied grin and her face scrunches up. She can’t believe that he is the reason she exists. The soft and grumpy old angel who forces her to use manners, which she detested.
She drinks the wine in one fowl gulp and he rolls his eyes at her.
“This is not good.”
“You wanted it.”
War groans aloud and get up, throwing the glass to the ground. It gives a satisfying shatter under her and the angel scoffs.
“Really?”
She storms out.
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The end of the world didn’t happen and she was without sword and without most things she enjoyed. She was defeated.
In her drunk state she stumbled somewhere that she barely knew in her brain.
She vaugkey hears fussing and arms catching her.
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“Angel why the hell is she here?” A hissing time demands.
“I couldn’t have let her stumble the streets to cause trouble.”
“You could have killed her! Or something!”
She hears everything go quiet and she raised her head blearily. The reason for her existence and a demon where staring eachother down. She is laid on a sofa with a tartan blanket on her and her sunglasses and shoes were carefully placed on the side table and floor respectively.
Something in her chest hurt at the sight.
It didn’t feel like rage. But it burned.
Aziraphale finally noticed and sighed, “what have you got yourself into this time?”
War grinned, “three bar fights and four bottles of whiskey.”
He whistled I’m amused exasperation, “do you ever think before you act?”
“Yes! Most thoughts being I like starting fights.”
An eye roll for the trouble. The demon was staring, his head turning to look at the two in disbelief.
“Something I’m missing here angel?”
War but the chance to make trouble, “dad have you kept anything from him?”
The angel goes still, jaw locked. The demon sputters and snarls.
“What?!”
Aziraphale looked at her sternly, “stay quiet. I’ll smite you young lady.”
And he grabs the demon and drags him away.
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Somehow the next time War calls Aziraphale dad, she knows the feeling. It was unbecoming of war but it was a fighting emotion. She felt loved. It was disgusting and she hated it but she also found that curled on a guest bed after a few fights made her hatred lessen a little.
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I created a 3D model and floor plan of Aziraphale’s bookshop in Good Omens!
I really wanted one for reference and it seemed like many others did too, so I put together my best approximation of where everything is. Beneath the color version, you’ll see I’ve included two simplified, labeled versions of the plan. The verbal labels are so you know what the object is. The numerical labels are there to make it easy to find more information about the object. I’ve put a numbered index below the cut that features the relevant reference images I used for each object and some more information about why I put it where I did/why it’s relevant/etc. I want to be very clear that I did not add anything to this from my own imagination; every single item and feature represents something I actually saw in the shop.
If you have any questions or want more information about this, PLEASE do not hesitate to ask! I put so much time into figuring it out and I would be more than happy to be a resource for anyone who needs it. Also, if you notice any errors, let me know and I’ll update the post. I hope this is helpful!
Update: Here’s a link to an interactive view of the shop! It takes a moment to load. You can click the “3D” tab in the top right to view it in first person and walk around inside. Double click a spot on the floor to move there and pan around by clicking and dragging. The oval symbol next to the person walking gives you a birds-eye view.
Update 2: Here’s a higher quality rendering of the first person perspective! Update 3: I made an alternate first person render here complete with a ceiling, light fixtures, and ambient lighting from outside. This one is optimized for making it seem more like you’re actually there, whereas the previous one is for maximum visibility. This render also has some minor accuracy improvements, which are detailed under the cut in the relevant sections. (The first interactive link with the birds-eye view updates automatically.)
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concept: Adam and Eve leave the garden of eden in good omens. Crowley and Aziraphale watch from the wall. Play The Game by queen plays over it, timed perfectly so that “it’s a free world” falls exactly on Adam killing the lion and the song cuts off.
OR: timed perfectly so that “all you have to do is fall in love” falls exactly when Crowley says “yoU wOT?”
NB: ideally both but I haven’t timed the song out sorry
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Nature Documentary: the world’s fastest snake is the Black Momba
Aziraphale *having flashbacks to every ride in the Bentley*: no it isn’t
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I’m not sure what to caption this but uhh, here we are.
[my original post about this]
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I am DYING! OML! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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idk what I’m doing with my life anymore
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“Does she know how long she’ll be there?” “Depends on humans washing their hands. So I guess, a while?” Death: *nods*
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The Blitz scene from Good Omens - in comic form
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I need someone to sign for it.
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