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I’ve never been a real star wars fan but the phantom menace came out when I was 6 and my older brother was 8 so we were absolutely among the target audience and we had toy light sabers & we spent a lot of time playing star wars but my brothers were anakin and obi wan etc. and my best friend was padmé which meant i had to come up with a star wars oc and since my brother was anakin i decided okay. i would be anakin’s sister.
i made up a backstory that i was his twin sister who also lived on tatooine and i also had latent force potential but qui gon and obi wan didn’t even try to meet me even when anakin mentioned me and they left me behind.
this was an utter betrayal to me obviously, like my brother got rescued and i got abandoned and i could have been him and i should have been him. i should’ve been at his side. i should have gotten training and all else. i should have been a jedi too.
but they didn’t even care to meet me. so i had this intense grudge against the jedi and i ended up developing my skills myself and then i grew up and got myself off tattooine and set out on a mission as a rogue force user to kill obi wan.
and 6 year old me really embodied that role. she felt that. so when I was like 25 & rewatched the original star wars trilogy for the first time since childhood, when obi wan came on I was like ugh. I hate that guy. and my friend was like “WHY?”
and I thought about it and realized it wasn’t actually his character. I was remembering my childhood self insert oc beef.
Like, sorry you wouldn’t get it but obi wan and I have history.
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The Distortion is mocking you, he finds you so silly
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A traditional illustration of Michael Distortion. He is craning his neck downwards, looking down towards his left. His hands are clasped together and pressed against his left cheek, and his long, bony fingers extend above his head. He has an amused expression on his face, and the corners of his mouth extends well into his cheeks. His eyes have spirals around his pupils. His hair is parted on the right side of his head, and is curly, with a few ringlets. He wears a buttoned shirt with square patterns, and pants. The background is the only colourful part of the illustration. It is composed of lines of different directions and different colours; yellow, orange, pink, green and purple fineliner pen.
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DTIYS for @hal-monitor ! ♡
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My new favorite excuse for not jumping on new trends or bandwagons is 'I'm 30.' No more explanation needed because anyone under 30 just thinks I'm old and everyone over 30 understands implicitly
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media: the very serious brooding asshole character is actually super deep and complex
me: ok
media: the dumb joke character is actually super deep and complex
me: ghhogoohhh. ohhhh oh mygod. oh m. oh. are you kidding me. oh i am going to throw the fuck up over this
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Despite everything
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She took the pages.
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Running out of time, papa
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salmon and bonito flakes
roller skates
floral perfume
rawr
busted up converse sneakers
grape cherry cola in the evening
dead bouquet
at the fair at dusk with candyfloss
messing around with colour pallettes for the tramsgener flag, reblogs appreciated ((: free to use for whatever, i'd love to see what you do with them!!
gonna do uhhhhhghffdhvbh non binary flag next or maybe bi or pan idk
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