ANTI-BUTTER-ON-BAGEL ❂ If you ain't talking Snowbaz I don't wanna talk ❂ Unless you're talking Yuri on Ice or Check, Please!, in which case sign me right the fuck up ❂ Maria ❂ She/Her ❂ Bisexual ❂
“Old friend” either means an elderly dog or an individual of the same gender with whom you have been secretly in love for more than a decade. There are no other possible interpretations.
I'M ACTUALLY GONNA FUCKING CRY. I LOVE YOU ALL A HECKING LOT??? THANK YOU SM LILY.
It’s @snowbazzledazzle ‘s birthday and I have had the pleasure of only talking to her over the internet, which means I have a full log of every detestable, heinous thing she’s ever said.
So now, its time to look back on all of the times Maria made our lives worth living by being the fucking comedy queen she is. (Pt 1. I’ve hit the pic limit hold out for more)
1. That one time you told us about your hell toaster and subsequently made a meme we’d all never forget.
2. When you wrote fucking lesbian plant fan fiction in ten minutes and delivered us this present.
3. Desert girls make do
4. Being immediately down to make a minion/emoji/Carry On movie