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help i'm coming up to my 10 year anniversary of writing proton on tumblr
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you think you can hide from me :) hoenn isn't very big :)
I HOPE YOUR STUPID CAPE GETS SUCKED INTO A JET ENGINE
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Fine. He'll bite.
"I didn't loathe your beauty. I loathed the personality attached to said beauty."
Shinya drops everything to reciprocate in kind, lovingly pinching a cheek in return.
"Unfortunately, I also thrive on being utterly dramatic and I'm hopelessly attracted to hot, powerful men. Quite the curse of my own."
Whatever he had been trying so hard to focus on had now completely fallen to the wayside, his attention drawn to that flash of teeth that he can never seem to just ignore.
"If you must know how I cope: I don't. The sex helps, as well as not being so far in the closet that I could stumble into Narnia. But other than that, yeah. It's endless torment."
@snippyrocket : "...Are you doing that on purpose?" By 'that', he means being devastatingly, world-endingly handsome at all times. How evil. "I can't concentrate at all."
"alas," sighed atticus dramatically, already knowing what shinya was referring to. "i cannot turn it off. it is quite the curse, you see."
the worst crime one could ever commit--being criminally good-looking. it simply couldn't be helped. besides, who was he to deny the world of his beauty?
reaching out, he squashed shinya's cheeks between both palms, fingers curling in to squeeze and poke them.
"remember when you used to loathe my beauty? how do you manage to cope with it now, surrounded by it all the time?" he teased, flashing a toothy grin.
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♠️ DEVILDEFENSE, a Kristoph Gavin roleplay blog.
-- loved and loathed by eggy!
RULES / ABOUT
#( promo. )#LISTEN i've been thinking about him a lot lately so i returned 2 his blog.....#one of my favourite evil men........ 🥹#i love him he's evil and PETTY and PRETTY and paints his nails in jail........ god. what a man.
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Alas, Atticus, you are forced to suffer -- particularly as dear, sweet, beloved Shinya tosses and turns in his sleep, limbs entangled around the Slowpoke plush...
Aaaaand...
THUMP.
That's an elbow and an oversized Slowpoke butt ( why, exactly, is he holding it upside down? ) to the back of the head. Just for you! <3
one giant slowpoke later... / / @snippyrocket
"obviously, i bought it because i knew you'd like it. why else?"
such sweet gestures were important between to-be married lovers, was it not?
and yet, later that night...
don'tmakehimmoveitdon'tmakehimmoveitdon'tmakehimmoveitdon'tmakehim--
atticus is struggling to cope with the addition of one (1) giant slowpoke to their bed, alongside the usual additions of one (1) giant lion, two (2) puppy pokemon, and a miscellaneous cast of other cat pokemon coming and going as they please from the already cramped bed.
this purchase was a mistake.
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sometimes i sit and think about space (ex)boyfriend/husband
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He is ✨a gift ✨
will u unwrap him? y / y
#( my art. )#i started drawing this ages ago and then i got to the tattoos and my brain went 'why did u design him like that' and i gave up on them LMAO#// nudity#// suggestive
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(pretend this is from lionfanged im too lazy to switch blogs)
hope shinya his beloved is ready for a spontaneous present waiting for him. he passed a shop that had it in its display window and it was simply too good to pass up.
good thing they live in a giant mansion that can handle a giant slowpoke plush.
"Babe, what on Earth possessed you to buy that..?"
Oh, Atticus. You do not realize what you've done.
He's off to transfer the gigantic Slowpoke plush from the floor to his side of the bed.
It's obviously a hit.
@lionfanged
#cue 5 hours later..... “ah yes. me. my fiance. and his 50000 yen 5 foot long slowpoke plush.”#lionfanged
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god. arlecchino my beloved.
#( outofcharacter. )#STEP ON ME#do u ever sense a new fav incoming#my fates and my guarantee are READY
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"Not happy to see me?"
Years back, he might have relished in this. Now? This sort of instant, abject terror only served to gnaw at the back of his mind. It's not what he wants, not for Wilfred of all people to look at him like--
Like a dangerous criminal? Wouldn't that be the most rational reaction of all, though?
"For what it's worth, I'm glad to see you made it out in one piece."
He shouldn't let such obvious fear bother him, and yet---- Without Rocket forcibly tethering them together, who in their right mind would be happy to see him? In the end, Wilf had probably just been placating him all along for the sake of his own survival.
What a strange, desperate, and lonely realisation to come to.
"But you're right, we should probably keep this to ourselves."
Shinya's hands find his waist as he throws his head back, sneering at the cruel irony of either one of them running so far away, only to bump into each other all over again in the here and now.
Old habits sure do die hard, and his face reflexively turns cold and void of feeling in the absence of any familiarity between them. A sharp whistle pierces through the gloom and puts an end to the fun and games, and the dogs reluctantly return to their trainer's side in the next instant, suddenly attentive to his next move.
"Sorry for the trouble. We'll stay out of your hair."
the stranger's familiar voice had already put wilfred on edge, and the fact he already knew his name confirmed his fear with a horrible twisting in his gut. the alolan sun couldn't warm the chill that caused wilfred to shudder as everything from his time in johto had suddenly found him in a completely different region.
he stops petting the houndour - baby - and quickly retracts his hand.
“um," wilfred eventually starts, tugging at the neck of his t-shirt which suddenly felt way too tight, "u-um … hi,”his attempt at sounding relaxed was falling flat on its face, “i- i mean … ! hi, sir,” comes his quick correction. his eyes look anywhere but the trainer in front of him or his pokemon, trying to come up with some sort of reason to up and leave. there was no way proton wanted to bump into one of his grunts in alola of all places; it was no secret that he and atticus were living in the hoenn region, with proton now focusing on a shelter for pokemon. him being in alola probably meant he was on a vacation or … something.
his worried expression deepens, and the line between his brows becomes more prominent,
“i'm gonna pretend i didn't see you,” he states quickly, “if you … can do the same for me.”
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WHY IS TRIMMING POSTS SO FUCKING DIFFICULT ON THIS STUPID HELLSITE
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hi i just spent 6 hours of my life (that i will never get back) painting a giant version of a yugioh card in exchange for a cheeseburger
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I'm glad to hear everything went well Eggy! c:
Thanks friend! The news of a incurable lifelong disease sucks but it's better than an undiagnosed incurable lifelong disease! ✌️ Feeling vindicated and glad to know that I'm not crazy. It's all REAL and there's a cause to my pain and I can now start to find ways to cope rather than running around in circles.
I'm not in too much pain from the surgery too so counting my blessings!!
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had my surgery. had LOADS of endometriosis and endo cysts removed. my ovary is glued to my uterus and had to be left that way bc it was dangerously close to the main artery, so that will need fixing later with more planning.
however i have a diagnosis now so my GP can stop fucking gaslighting me and ignoring my pain. 🤗 now to just rest up and recover.
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would u like to see my whip nae nae sir
only if he can have 3 shots of tequila first.
and then he might even join in.
"Fuck it. Go for it. Throw in a stanky leg for good measure."
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can i still call u sir
cute.
but as much as he'd like to maintain the weird power imbalance between them, that's not the vibe he's going for.
"I can't stop you from calling me 'sir', but I'm also not your boss anymore. So call me whatever you want. Shinya would be a pretty good start."
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