Wizards (1977)

Me if I were a dog

ever since my friend sent this to me i havent known peace

im smoking while pregnant cause you need a gimmick to survive in the mommy blogger world

not only does fluttershy smoke weed, the first time she did was at a party one of the other ponies brought her to. she was passed the bong and weakly said “oh… sorry. i don’t smoke, i’ll cough and it’ll be really embarrassing.”

other ponies are like “nah you can do it! we won’t laugh!” and then she was like “ohh… okay…” and then just took the fattest bong rip, held it for 3 seconds, exhaled. everyone is in shock. she then does a weak little not-even cough and goes “ohh… i knew it… and now you’re all staring at me :(” and runs away

The answer to your problems is self-discipline

you ever been milked big time?

I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years