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snckt · 22 minutes
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It’s fine because I’m actually using a secret technique called writing it in my head and nowhere else.
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snckt · 22 minutes
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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious
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I had eyes that cut through lies, I had lungs that breathed eternity. Felt I’d lived my whole wretched life just to prepare me for that moment. 
BYZANTIUM (2012)
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snckt · 9 hours
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public libraries are so sick. there are five books I want to read and they're all relatively new so they're only available in hardback which is so expensive but it just cost me $0 to place holds on them. five books for zero dollars. it requires nothing but clicking a button and then going to the library to pick them up when they're ready. zero dollars. that's crazy
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snckt · 9 hours
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my brother showed me how to use the newest game boy emulator so obviously i downloaded the lemony snicket gba game but it’s only in german, which. on brand honestly
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snckt · 14 hours
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"so how did you two meet"
she messaged me on tumblr and we became obsessed with each other literally immediately and now we are bound by the red string of fate
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snckt · 14 hours
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when quigley quagmire said “and we’re all very well-read. that should be enough to solve any mystery.”
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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous
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JACQUELYN SCIESZKA & GUSTAV SEBALD in A Series of Unfortunate Events.
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What they don't tell you is that if you drink soda in a friendly and joyful state of mind, all the negative effects, like the high sugar and acidic content, are nullified
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Typewriter sales are about to skyrocket
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“People aren’t either wicked or noble. They’re like chef’s salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.”
— Lemony Snicket, The Grim Grotto
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hand sewing hooks and eyes makes me want to stab something that is not the pincushion. surely this falls under cruel and unusual punishment
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Adolf Münzer - Honeymoon (1898)
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snckt · 2 days
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one of my favorite sensations is when you can feel the ocean nearby without seeing it
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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie
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