crowley’s eyes 

Why so complicated? Give him drugs.

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Now that @the-demon-team accepted my job application, I have to prepare to become @sandalphonsgoldteeth personal assistant. Under no circumstances should he begin to cry again ....

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Too bad .... Having fun without you then.

Bananaboat ride anyone?

Hey, folks, @i-dream-of-sheeny and yours truly booked a double bananaboat ride. Who's up to join us? @angelo-rib-shack, @amagnificentobsession, @the-metatron?

Or the whole crew of the 7 stooges?

Can't wait to see @the-metatron in his bathing thong …

(I am posting this from my business account. I have a reputation to live up to)

Sincerely, Dic Dust

Bananaboat ride anyone?

Hey, folks, @i-dream-of-sheeny and yours truly booked a double bananaboat ride. Who's up to join us? @angelo-rib-shack, @amagnificentobsession, @the-metatron?

Or the whole crew of the 7 stooges?

Can't wait to see @the-metatron in his bathing thong …

(I am posting this from my business account. I have a reputation to live up to)

Sincerely, Dic Dust

@angelo-chuck-wagon that's about you, isn't it?

God I miss the days when you could show up to a stranger’s farm and he’d say “What’s your name, boy?” and you’d take off your hat and hold it to your chest to better let him see your face and reply “Why I ain’t got none, sir, on account of my mammy passed on before she could give me one” and he’d tell you he’s real damn sorry to hear that and ask what he can do you for and you’d tell him that you can’t read nor even write neither but you’re mighty good with horses and can mend them fallen fence posts what you saw on your way in and won’t ask for nothing much more than a hot meal and a warm barn to sleep in and he’d keep his wife and daughters inside but send his boy who ain’t got married yet even though his mama tells him he needs a woman out with a lantern and some stew at night and the two of you’d get to talkin and he’d throw you his flask to take a swig from and watch you drinkin from it while he leant against the door frame and when he finally got called back on up to the house again he’d take a sip from it too real slow-like like it weren’t the whiskey what he were tryna savour

Nnnno - not that I remember ... Banana?

Okay so I had this idea on my mind for a while, it's basically a whole AU where both Crowley and Aziraphale are both warlocks nannies!

(More info down below <3)

A close up on their faces because I spent so much time on it

In this AU, Crowley and aziraphale both became the nannies after a classic "ineffable miscommunication." Crowley shows up first and immediately gets the job while Aziraphale shows up second and also gets the job. Both switch between taking care of warlock throughout the day so the other can take a break

It isn't until a week into the job they stumble across each other and realize they both got the job

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Crowley is known as the stern nanny Ashoreths she's usually the one who stays inside with warlock and puts him to bed.

Aziraphale is known as the less firm and soft hearted nanny Francis, Francis usually wakes Warlock up in the morning to have breakfast with him and takes him outside to enjoy the nice weather.

However, it's not unusual to see both nanny Ashoreth and Francis spend time with warlock at the same time.

°

Most of the downling staff find the two nannies very peculiar and their way of taking care of warlock strange to say the least.

Most enjoy spending time with Francis while most avoid Ashoreth like the plague.

However all agree that they are in love with each other.

I have no regrets, @the-metatron ..

I hereby renounce my sexuality and promise to live a life of celibacy from now on.

Also I'm switching back to cow's milk, and will be using pecan syrup in my coffees going forward--all of which will be decaf.

Calm down, @amagnificentobsession, I wore the cowboy outfit exclusively for @angelo-chuck-wagon. I had gotten my itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny skirt wet when Chuck and I fell into the river.

And although we ended up riding naked ...

I would NEVER molest my apprentice (he lusts after @i-dream-of-sheeny anyway).

So don't worry, @the-metatron never saw my cowmilk "latte" ...

Are you calmed down now?

I hereby renounce my sexuality and promise to live a life of celibacy from now on.

Also I'm switching back to cow's milk, and will be using pecan syrup in my coffees going forward--all of which will be decaf.

@bil-daddy, You'd make a great MIDWIFE ...

Artist: @yoghurt_vigilante on /reddit

I can relate.

Men will literally study Paracelsus, translate 1600s alchemical texts and distill potions for melancholy before going to therapy

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Magic Eye Elixir Bottle @tapeteeth

Vintage Art Object.

Add fenugreek and horny goat weed to your selection (and subtract hemlock) and you can choose a corner of our @shutanic-temple-garden to create your herb garden.

HEY CHUCKY HOW YA DOIN’

IM BORED WANNA DO SOMETHING

Whatcha wanna go do?

Greetings, young people. What is it you are growing @sliceocheese? If it's medicinal herbs, flowers that can be used for love potions and aphrodisiacs and such, that would come in handy.

HEY CHUCKY HOW YA DOIN’

IM BORED WANNA DO SOMETHING

Whatcha wanna go do?

I hope you will still find the time to occasionally assist. Or will you devote your life to the film business now?

Yee, and i cannot stress this enough, haw