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when men roll up their sleeves and show their slutty little forearms i wither away like a victorian man seeing ankles for the first time
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got a new shelf yesterday and now i know exactly how flat my hamster can make herself! because there's a tiny 3/4" gap at the base of it and you're never gonna guess where she went!!!
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my single desire which has remained consistent through my entire life is "a bed as big as my entire room" and sadly it's just not possible
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“spam likers get blocked” spam likers can treat me like their own personal pet
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The moderator of r/SamandMax banned shipping content revolving around the characters. Horrible but also really funny because the moderator announcement post (tw for homophobia obv) looks like this.
And this is the top comment:
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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
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tried to sleep but I’ve fallen into a fit of laughter thinking about the why does bikini bottom have this device image
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we're so back
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me: what if i did a follow up to my twilight/squidward crackship
my roommate: yo i have the best idea
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