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Suuuuh dudes!!! My name is Destiny, don't really care about pronouns just don't call me an it. I just shove whatever im obsessed with on this blog :p
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just call him iruka "power move" umino 😂
based on this post from @kakairuincorrectquotes
(they both got lectured for this lol)
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did you guys know about this oc stuff. you can just make a guy. big if true
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Eddie and Robin taking Steve as their 'token golden retriever straight friend' to a queer bar in indy only it has a rodeo bull and subsequently Steve ends up going home with literally almost every single phone number in that place cause
"I got an uncle with a ranch over in Texas, didnt I tell you that Robbie?"
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i already have a job and it's called keeping myself alive. why do i have to be employed on top of that
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huh why don't i feel so good *remembers the curse on my bloodline* ohhhhhh
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i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches
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Me, on the verge of a sensory overload anxiety attack:
My brain: hey remember that one time your friend kept describing their features and you said you had the same and because you have no idea what you look like unless you're actively looking in a mirror it came off as a lie and your friend teased you a little and it made you think they hate you? :)
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Okay I love the fanon Dooku and Obi-Wan dynamic and all of them getting along and being a great master and Padawan pair.
But consider...
Au where for whatever reason Dooku has to take on Obi-Wan's apprenticeship and they absolutely hate each other.
Dooku (68 and trying to get seduced to the dark side): are you going to tattle to the council again?
Obi-Wan (19 and not having it): are you going to drop protocol and try to choke someone out with the Force again?
Like Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon always had their moments of friction but the level of ice that can develop between Dooku and Obi-Wan is legendary.
Obi-Wan: Master I don't think siding with capitalists and billionaires will help the people of this planet like you think it will.
Dooku: the red tape of the republic-
Obi-Wan: is there to ensure walkways have guard rails. Do you see a guard rail here? If knighthood doesn't pan out I'm applying for a job with Space OSHA.
Dooku: Padawan the Jedi are the attack dogs of the Senate.
Obi-Wan: hey I am not the one using the force to choke people on my missions. I use my words. I think you'll find you're the one attacking--
Dooku: are you ever going to let that go?
Obi-Wan: of course Master! I know how to let go! Unlike you when you're crushing someone's windpipe!
Dooku: why you little-
Obi-Wan: *choking sounds*
Mace: you've been together for a month, surely this is just a rocky first step.
Dooku lifts his arm, Obi-Wan is biting him hanging off by his teeth: I'm going to level with you Master Windu. I was considering leaving the Jedi and joining a Sith Lord who plans to destroy the Jedi and take over the galaxy, but now my only desire is to get as far away from Obi-Wan Kenobi as I can and never speak to him again.
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It's wild what will remind me of my mom. Saw a gifset of stranger things Steve at lucas' basketball game I think? And it reminded me of the story my mom used to tell over and over about how she used to keep score for either her high-school baseball team or my cousin's team. It was told so often and I hardly remember it because I don't really care about sports, and yet still I remember some of it.
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Why do I keep thinking hestu has long saggy tits
#in my brain he just. has them? but he's a smooth tree?#botw#totk#bit of a trip every time i see him in game
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#ever since my mom died im terrified every little hurt is gonna be what's gonna end me#my arm is a little swollen and there's what i think is a bruise?#but im so scared it's the start of a tumor#if it's not one thing in my body hurting it's the other#i damn near fought my brother yesterday. i think that's why i'm bruised.#tough time for everybody and i hate doctors but i think i need to go if only for my own sanity
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Psst! Maybe doodle a Bruce and young Dick spotted by paparazzi!
Heartwarming! Bruce Wayne spotted walking with young ward Dick Grayson!
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