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I'VE FINISHED READING AND OH BOY I WAS SOOO RIGHT ABOUT THIS "sexual deviation" STUFF-
Me, reading about dark Chang Geng past and a moment of him having a wet dream after Gu Yun accidentally pulled his hair too harsh: Wow, I see kinda a lot of sexual deviations emerging in here
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I just want a Qi Ye fic about Wu Xi and Ping An sorting out a fake corpse and a getaway with Jing Beiyuan's unconscious form like. did he send Wu Xi away knowing he'd come back to support them and had the corpse ready? Or was it Ping An's idea? Zhou Zishu's? Did he fake the corpse? Did they keep Jing Beiyuan in Wu Xi's place to keep him hidden? What sort of agreement did him and Helian Yi come to politically? Is Helian Yi supposed to not hear any rumours about the Great Shaman's new husband from another land who looks just like Jing Beiyuan?
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reading "Sha Po Lang" isn't enough I need to adopt Chang Geng
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Me, reading about dark Chang Geng past and a moment of him having a wet dream after Gu Yun accidentally pulled his hair too harsh: Wow, I see kinda a lot of sexual deviations emerging in here
#not even adding the tags cause I'm afraid people could get me wrong#enjoying smt like rudeness in sex isn't bad (when it's consensual)#so it's nor really a “deviation”#but the way Chang Geng thinks of himself and of his desires is like#like THIS#I bet he has a pretty big amount of not-so-normal kinks due to his ehm weird childhood#you know like when his mom was raped in front of him#so oooh boy
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Probably this post will be understood by two and a half people at best but I still want to say that I've read 25 chapters of "Sha Po Lang" and so far Chang Geng feels dark and twisted the way Meredith from "Gray's anatomy" feels dark and twisted
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I'm always super nice and helpful to my female colleagues. Is this a matter of politeness? Is it a matter of me being a lesbian? Who knows;)))
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“Jing Qi picked him up, gently placed him on the bed, then reached out to delicately trace his facial features. All of a sudden he smiled, fragmented rays appearing inside of his slightly raised peach blossom eyes. In that second every type of prosperity didn’t matter, and both the previous life and this one disappeared without a trace. Only that voice was in his ears: Jing Beiyuan, I’ll hate you forever.”
(Qi Ye/Lord Seventh, translated by Chichi)
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If your girl reads "The Scum Villain's Self Saving System", she's not your girl. She's Luo Binghe's mother.
And yes, by saying "your girl" I actually mean ME. I AM his mother, god, I've read hardly a half of the novel, but this poor baby boi, this little murderous mad demonic meow meow needs all the love and hugs and support.
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*everyone is in their teen years approximately*
Wu Xi, wanting to spend more time with Jing Beiyuan: You have many books, you're well educated. And I want to know more about history and, ehm, other things, so... Maybe you could... Teach me something?
Jing Beiyuan: I'd be glad to! But I have to give you a word of warning: I really like teaching and lecturing.
Wu Xi: Why do you call it a "warning"? This is not a threat.
Zhou Zishu, knowing Beiyuan for plenty of time: Oh, believe me, with him - this is.
#jing beiyuan#wu xi#xiyuan#lord seventh#qi ye#I love picturing Zhou Zishu like the most rational one there#he is more often in charge of the only brain cell they for (with Helian Yi) share
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Jing Beiyuan: Ping An, I'm going away to do some governmental chores for about a month. If something happens, some financial problems or anything else - do you have my number?
Ping An: Yes, Master, thank y-
Jing Beiyuan: Delete it. And later I'm going to leave y'all for good and flee to Nanjiang. I'm so done.
Ping An:
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more qi ye text posts
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nikandros: your "babyboy" just flogged several people, damen
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Me and my Twitter acquaintance were discussing Jing Beiyuan's life in Nanjiang and his leisure time, and came to a conclusion like this:
Wu Xi: /quietly enters the room/
Jing Beiyuan: /frightened, jumps out of the armchair and quickly closes the book he was reading/
Wu Xi, suspiciously softly: Dearest husband. What are you reading?
Jing Beiyuan: Definitely not a book about shaman rituals from the forbidden section of your library.
Wu Xi: /more suspiciously cocks an eyebrow/
Jing Beiyuan: Please pretend you didn't see me.
Wu Xi: What will I get in return?
Jing Beiyuan: You-! Living in the capital spoiled you indeed. Why do you learn so fast... Okay. Tomorrow I'll eat all my vegetables for dinner.
Wu Xi: Just tomorrow?
Jing Beiyuan: You little monster! Fine, and the whole next week.
Wu Xi: And you will go for a walk to get at least some fresh air regularly?
Jing Beiyuan: You're killing me.
Wu Xi: I will take this as a "yes". Deal. Read this as long as you need, I haven't seen you.
Jing Beiyuan: Ugh.
#what will Wu Xi demand for the next forbidden book?#who knows#probably some sexual fantasy or setting a daily regime#both options I think are equally possible#jing beiyuan#wu xi#xiyuan#lord seventh#qi ye
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Middlepiece Song Lan. That's it, that's the tweet.
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!! "Lord Seventh" spoiler !!
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I firmly believe that when Jing Beiyuan poisoned Wu Xi the next morning after they shared a bed, and Wu Xi was already unconscious on Beiyuan's lap, he took a moment to pull him closer and hug for the last time - he thought he'll die soon and never see Wu Xi again. So he paused. He indulged himself with a small moment of embracing this (his) too-fast-grown boy.
I imagine Jing Beiyuan hugging unconscious Wu Xi tightly for the last time before final parting, and whispering, burying his face into the carve of his neck: "You said you'd hate me forever... I know. Deserved".
Tiny addition:
Months later, when Wu Xi a bit offendedly asks whether Beiyuan at least feels sorry, he honestly answers: "For lying to you? Probably, yes. For sending you away from the danger? No. And never will."
And noone can convince me otherwise.
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Dude, I'm telling you, listening to "Dear Evan Hansen" is my therapy!
/listens to "Waving Through the Window" a hundred times and cries on the floor/
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