Alright who wants to have a passionate fling over the summer?

deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That

name them. now.

I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

love when christians threaten ppl with the rapture. like youre all gonna leave at once? for free? im so downnn

ocs. have you guys heard about this?

This is a legendary moment in pop culture history to me only

ppl using ahh instead of ass is the corniest shit ever like it actually pisses me off a little

unsung benefit i think a lot of ppl are sleeping on with using the public library is that i think its a great replacement for the dopamine hit some ppl get from online shopping. it kind of fills that niche of reserving something that you then get to anticipate the arrival of and enjoy when it arrives, but without like, the waste and the money.

i still think about "aye moira am oan the protein" way too often

the gifs i find on this website... you guys are art curators