worlds most beautiful sentence was born recently

Should I break up with my roommate? We’re not dating or anything but the friendship is getting a little homoerotic and I’m scared of intimacy

Get more homoerotic

“Carl92? More like 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂92” we all say in unison

Lmk when the internet finds out the origins of "Everyone Knows That (Ulterior Motives)"

screaming

“i watch porn for the plot”

*proceeds to watch hour long porno just to hear EKT*

YIPPIE!!!! Now we wait for the version w/out the moans and fucking

EVERYONE BIG NEWS

THEY FOUND ULTERIOR MOTIVES. AND IT WAS FROM A PORNO

I REPEAT,

IT WAS FROM A 1986 PORNO NAMED ‘ANGELS OF PASSION’

(found by reddit user south_pole_ball)

CONGRATS TO EVERYONE INVOLVED, WE WON.

*sobbing* i love you i love you so much

God forbid you defend her and you get blasted with radioactive hate. Here are more back takes and I see often and I’m tired of!

“Rose led Pearl on for years!!” I’m sorry what show are you talking about? Rose didn’t even have the attention span to babysit Sour Cream or to stay after Greg’s concert. What on earth majes you think she has enough patience to led her wife on for THOUSANDS of years. What would she even gain from that? Some sick made up joy you fabricated? Rose is over the moon when Pearl revealed she had a goofy crush on her when they fused for the first time.

“Pink Diamond was childish and never thought about others!” If you break it down to the simplest form then yeah? But Pink was treated like a diamond and she was tired of it. Pink Diamond didn’t want a colony because she wanted to commit genocide and expand the gem empire, she just wanted to be treated like a diamond. And guess what? She went to Earth, saw what she was doing was wrong and tried to stop it. If Pink was so childish and didn’t care for anyone she wouldn’t have given two shits about the Earth. Little by little, she started maturing and became Rose Quartz instead.

“Rose/PD made Steven so she wouldn’t have to deal with her problems” I can see how you think this but the show literally denies every notion of this. Rose was all about human beings living exciting lives and changing daily. She loved that! She wanted Steven to experience that and she wanted to give life to something. Rose could’ve never predicted anything that would happen in the show. You mean to tell me she knew that gems would return to Earth, the cluster would be planted, Steven would go to Homeworld (or Space at all!), find out she was Pink Diamond, go back to Homeworld, reason with the Diamonds (something she as never able to do), make them get along, establish intergalactic peace? Get outta town, not even Garnet could predict they were going to be kidnapped by Jasper and Peridot way back in season 1.

I want to ramble more but it’s 6am almost 7am where I am, I gotta work, in tired.

So uhh, I love a fluffy pink alien wife uhh bashes your head with a rock

sick of bad pink diamond/rose quartz takes I'm just gonna start killing y'all

Y'all eat black eye peas on new years?

Bruh I was freaking out for a sec I thought testosterone could come in different colors I got so excited 😭😭

Flowey: NOOOO! STOP! YOURE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME

The six human Testosterone bottles:

please watch this i cant stop thinking about it

AIOSAJDIJASIJ AMANDA MY BELOVED IOAJRRAAAGAHHHHHHH

🌀killer in the mirror🌀

Pearl being a wacky dad