slymanner
🍂✨amphibia/toh/sonic/has taken over my brain✨🍂
💙I'm addicted to amphibia now whoops lol💚 also this blog has mega amphibia spoilers so be careful traveler♥️
🧹owl house spoilers too babes :]🦉
📺💛Persona 4 spoilers now lol💛📺
MAKE IT FUNKY!!!
gonna @ all the people who have changed my life on this app in this description soon it's almost 5 am i can't do it now NSNSNSNS
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it’s insane how quickly your life can just. suddenly improve. i used to be so miserable but now i own 5 swords
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.
I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).
And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:
“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”
And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them
“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”
I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before
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I am once again thinking about digging holes
It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification
I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable
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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.
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trains are superior because they go through beautiful places and sometimes you get to see the mysteries
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Transitions 🚥
In your future's past life
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my number one skill is being sooo cute and my number two skill is the ancient curse
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Wake up, doc, new badge just dropped.
#paper mario#PAPER BWRKLELELEKEKE#PAPER BARKLEY THE THOUSAND SONG JAM#such a simple name swap but it gives me joy i love this series
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