if i post good enough maybe they'll make fallout van buren

I'm scared of a chimpanzee because I know it will kill me. I'm scared of an orangutan because I know it will teach me things about myself I wasn't willing to confront

I hope Picard new assignment is not to Dangerous.

such meaningful smells...... i'll sniff them all!

ANYTHING FOR YOU JOSH

Losing or Doing poorly in a video game is morally reprehensible

whatever

i just got rejected by a girl I've liked for 6 months what do i do

Once you've listened to enough obscure stoner doom metal the albums in your youtube recommendation start toeing the line between "comedy gold" and "images that go hard"