are ya winning daughter
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Every time people write Laios's name as Laois I just
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I absolutely LOVE the Fabrials in Stormlight Archive. They feel so much like abusing the physics system in a game
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sick of hearing about "healing crystals" that "cleanse your mind and body of negative energy" i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad
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i love to make fun of notorious white woman Taylor Swift and all of her embarrassing attempts to appear deeper than a plate of soup.
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I subscribe to Zahelism, king behavior. ✨
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Kal being a disrespectful little shit at all times feels a bit like a kid testing his parents limits and trying to figure out how far he can go before the consequences are worse than the satisfaction of breaking the rules and being a son of a bitch. which makes sense considering his history. but is also very funny considering he is literally the captain of the king's personal guard.
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My dumbass brain visualizing The Stormfather whenever he talks to Dalinar in Oathbringer
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Got my friend into Stormlight. Don’t regret it one bit.
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Biblically accurate Falin
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Part of getting older is realizing how absolutely insane it is that basically every form of media is constantly trying to convince us that the most interesting moments of the lived human experience are happening in HIGH SCHOOL…… girl who gives a flying fuck what 16 year olds are doing.
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shallan: what's your sword's name?
adolin: my sword doesn't have one
shallan: oh good! I just found out that a bunch of men apparently *name* their weapons which is just so funny to me
kaladin (not only names his weapons but makes them tiny graves when they break in battle): yeah....haha.....so silly.....
adolin: it is not my right to name this beautiful and ancient blade. I shall only call her by her name once she deems me worthy enough to tell me.
shallan: so you're waiting.....for the weapon.....that doesn't have a mouth....to *tell* you its name.....
adolin: *her* name
kaladin (hasn't picked up his new spear yet because he is still in the mourning period for his last one): what the fuck dude
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I like to imagine Marcille deals with her grief of outliving Falin (her wife) and Laois (her platonic soulmate) by looking for new friends that are just as weird/obsessive as the Touden siblings. Through this process of finding generations of weirdos she starts to notice genetic patterns and similarities to the point that she "discovers" autism. She names it Touden syndrome though.
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Chilburashka.
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