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me: opens a package and sets the box aside
my cat:
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quoth the raven: thats just how it is on this bitch of an earth
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someone: hurley would probably be the more responsible of the two
hurley:
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do you think lup had a bunch of different ideas for her dramatic return before she settled on ‘you’re dating the grim reaper????’ ?
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you would not believe your tears
from 100 stolen years
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i’m going to post a cropped piece of an image that i know will invoke strong, probably negative emotions in you without even having to see the whole image, ready?
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You know those Photoshops of Harry Potter books from Voldemort’s POV? I want titles of the TAZ arcs from Lucretia’s POV. Like:
Episodes 1-6: I Finally See My Friends Again!!
Episodes 7-9: I Almost Kill Two Of My Friends But It Turns Out Okay In The End And I Help Magnus Discover His Love Of Maiming Robots
Episodes 10-16: Of Course They Showed Up In Their Pajamas Why Did I Ever Expect Anything Else From These Chucklefucks
Lunar Interlude I: Oh Shit The Hunger
Episodes 18-27: GODDAMMIT BARRY
Lunar Interlude II: I Realize I Can’t Trust Anyone Outside Of My Space Family With The Relics And Also Adopt A Small Child
Episodes 29-39: GODDAMMIT LUCAS
Lunar Interlude III: I Have A Spa Day With Merle And Apologize For Erasing His Memories Though He Doesn’t Really Get It Because I Erased His Memories
Lunar Interlude III Alternate Title: I Walk Into The Cafeteria One Day To Find Lup’s Name Burned Into The Wall In Giant Letters And Nearly Have A Heart Attack
Episode 41-59: They Spend Twenty Minutes Buying Shorts When The Fate Of The Universe Is At Stake Of Course Why Do I Even Try
Lunar Interlude IV: Magnus Is Being Super Weird Was It Something I Said?
Episodes 51-57: The Hunger Is Coming And I Think I Might Have Gotten My Friends Killed
Lunar Interlude V: Magnus Dies But Gets Better Also GodDAMMIT BARRY
Episodes 60-65: The Story Of How I Became Totally Awesome
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*smells weed in the air* *looks around like there's a disturbance in the force*
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ok so there are posts floating around that are like angus: “[mild curse]” magnus: “hey don’t fucking swear” but like. angus has canonically said the word shit at least. if anything it would probably go like this:
magnus: what the heck
angus: hey sir, i’m only 11 years old, please don’t fucking cuss around me!
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it’s so hard to comprehend the scale of homestuck….. people literally celebrate the anniversary of the day it began like a holiday. it spanned obama’s entire u.s. presidency. it raised a couple million on kickstarter. it crashed several hosting sites. it might as well be it’s own medium. it amassed a major presence on the internet and at cons yet it was never on tv or advertised or anything- just a comic drawn by some dude spreading through word of mouth. people are still reading and talking about it a year after it ended. it’s getting it’s own fucking game. it’s got a soundtrack with hundreds of songs spanning anything from nicolas cage saying “boner” to a goddamn symphony. this was supposed to be short but so was homestuck
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