duck crossing

the trainful travellerrrrrrrr

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Can't believe dungeon meshi really said 'you can stop any Spellcaster in a pinch by kissing them on the mouth'. Incredible.

I woke up and apparently the moon was gonna hit the earth, but everyone was like, really chill about it.

I talked to my mom and she said: “Yeah, the moon will hit the earth in about three months, you still have time to say goodbye to the people who you care about.“ 

I was like “damn”, and then I said: “How do you guys knew before me?” And my mom said: “Its because we watch the news and you don´t.”

Falin 🕊️

“ew thick water gross and weird” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!! “ew why buy pre-cut vegetables when you can cut your own” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!!! “I don’t need a device to help me put my socks on I’m not lazy” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU !!!!!!!!! “Why drink liquid meals when you can cook them” ITS!!!!! NOT!!!!!! FOR!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!

I think I’ve talked abt it before on this blog. But being multigender makes trying to label your sexuality so hard. Am I straight? Lesbian? Bisexual? I don’t know.

I barely have it figured out if I’m attracted to binary men or not. I’m not gonna try to figure out if Im a lesbian or straight this is too confusing .

Fuck society. Transmasc falin

thinking about the Moonlight Greatsword

in the Dark Souls series, it’s consistently associated with scaleless magic dragons. in Elden Ring, it’s associated with Ranni the Witch, but notably, guarded by a magic dragon.

in Bloodborne, it belongs to Ludwig, who is a big horse. by the Transitive Property, does this make Ludwig a magic dragon?

i love it when ryoko kui draws the gang in a modern setting but they still have their armour on

like this one specifically. jacket over plate and chainmail armour. sweatpants. hiking boots. i wish people dressed like this for real

made a bunch of gasters from fucked up scrub daddies

Flowey: NOOOO! STOP! YOURE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME

The six human Testosterone bottles:

I see your "Laios is trans" but that dude is THE most apathetically agender person on the planet. Laios does not have time for gender. Laios does not even HAVE a gender identity, he removed it to make room for more Monster Facts.

I call myself a trans man, bc explaining that I feel like a man and a women and a bug all at once is too complicated to explain to people.